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I've been to places where they make and sell mud cookies. Yep, literally baked mud with a sprinkling of salt. People actually buy them and eat...
I was fifteen, thank you very much. I'm now an extremely virile 46-year-old. And I've never been a teacher. Harumph!
The first time I attended Wimbledon was on a school trip back in the early 90s, when I was a teenager. It peed down all day and we saw no action...
Is this true? If so, why hasn't a national emergency been declared?
A bungalow is called a bungalow because they bung a low roof on them. True dat. I was at Sally Antiques yesterday. Spent a small fortune on small...
Trouble is, we are importing countless thickos snd bums who have no intention of contributing to society. Weed out all the ponces, then you may be...
Ha! Don't worry about my grandchildren; they will have plenty to spend on their houses, for this dumbarse, you see, is really rather wealthy. Not...
So our knackered economy has nothing to do with the untold billions frittered away on entirely unnecessary immigration? Even the most ardent...
*Fewer Early morning pop! Nice.
Mornings before coffee and meds.
He looks a bit, er, old to be a trance DJ. Time to grow up and get a proper job, I say.
Same 'ere, bruv.
I cannot stand eating first thing and have always been the same. My pre-noon diet consists of coffee and snouts. I'll never change.
Government agents have intercepted £96m of cocaine at an Essex port. This monumental seizure has struck a blow to the gangs looking to flood our...
What has poisoned yours? I knew this country was doomed over a decade ago. I get my news from the Beeb and the Metro. No doubt you'll be...
