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    A WUM's Dream

    You're up to #64 in the Rankings too and I can't help but feel that that is partly down to so many 4 and 5 star reviews. Can we have a group...
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 12, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    A WUM's Dream

    <laugh> Fair play, you could have just called us all ****s. Hope Don Martone gets well soon. Go tell us how you discovered the thread - I reckon...
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 12, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    How would you react

    I'd react with a withering putdown.
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 11, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    A WUM's Dream

    Did someone mention my name?
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 11, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    A WUM's Dream

    Fancy a shag, Tina?
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 5, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    A WUM's Dream

    :huh:.
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Nov 5, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    A WUM's Dream

    scopa tua mamma pezzo di merda
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Oct 30, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    Aldo v Jiffy

    Aldo's got a quick temper and even quicker fists <wah>
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 24, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    Escorts

    Ahv ****ed loadz a bloks fur sum monie but rats only bcuz aldo spend ra giro in ra pub
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 17, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    Court Action

    I'm too scared to tell the police, let alone take court action.
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 16, 2014 in forum: Rangers
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    it's a

    Each day has just merged in to a blur of Aldo's flaccid penis, pints of Tesco Value vodka, and his fists punching me repeatedly in the face. He's...
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 16, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    Get up in the morning thread

    My routine is quite busy. Wake up Get raped Raise my arms Shield my face Cry Clean up the blood & reset my nose Apply heavy make up Put my false...
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 16, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    An Affair to Remember

    Aye ah do.
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Apr 9, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    Scotch Independence - the countdown

    Its maw's day but I cannae let ra kids see me like this :emoticon-0106-cryin
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Mar 30, 2014 in forum: General Chat
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    very strange sort of met henry v hes been dead since 14 hundreads!

    Ahm gonnae shpeek tae a sykic tae contact ra ded so ah am.
    Post by: Paolo Martone, Mar 30, 2014 in forum: General Chat