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That description doesn't quite sum up just how much of a bellend he was.

Not a surprise to know he'd been on the beer for seven hours before.....decent effort considering. http://www.kentonline.co.uk/dover/news/premier-league-pitch-invader-22057/

He had his 60 seconds of glory......but a hefty fine and stadium ban awaits. http://www.kentonline.co.uk/dover/news/premier-league-pitch-invader-22057/

QPR 2-1 Hull Austin, Barton......Livermore

Staines R's has kindly managed to sort me two tickets, but a friend of mine who couldn't come now can, so I'm after one more ticket if anybody has one??? Can transfer the money across today. SORTED OUT AGAIN BY STAINES - TOP MAN!

Beautiful news!!!! Thanks again mate!!

I need to get from London Victoria to Kingsbury - any idea how I do that if the tube's knackered?? Hoping to get at least two hours in Hennessy's.

Love the play-offs so wouldn't change them. Football's not fair, and that's part of what makes it so bloody beautiful.

I'd be hugely surprised if there weren't just two places up for grabs......left back and LM/CM. For me, the nine below are absolutely guaranteed to start. Then you're just looking at Yun (if he's there), BAE, Hill, Morrison, Benayoun, Traore and Doyle to fill the two spots left. I can't call...

I'm not a colours man myself, but no problem with anyone else dressing in the blue and white - especially at Wembley! My old man can't make it back from Spain, so I'm going with my brother-in-law, and he fancies a late one to celebrate afterwards, so I'll probably swerve my over-sized Eriksson...

My thoughts exactly. Yun pretty much played as a left winger against Wigan when he came on. Stick Hill left back, Kranjcar, Barton and O'Neill in the middle and Hoilett on the right. There's no way Simpson, Dunne and Onouha won't start.

I woke up this morning after about five hours sleep, facing a 13-hour night shift and the increasingly likely prospect of not getting tickets for the R's at Wembley. But a quick glance at my phone soon changed all that.........Staines R's, you are an absolute legend and a credit to this board...

Thanks to the legendary Staines, I'll be there - hopefully with my old man if he can get over from Spain! Literally cannot wait!

I should say I'll throw in Woodyhoopleson's next door neighbour's garden furniture as well.