Recent content by Jip Jaap Stam

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Footballing Animals

    Phil Jaguar-Elk-a
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    Footballing Animals

    Kevin de (tuna chunks in) Bruyne
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    Footballing Animals

    Xherdan Sharkiri
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    Footballing Animals

    Steve Bull
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    GC Whatsapp Crew

    Between you and me, I'm just biding my time till I get a move to the Indian Super League :bandit:
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    Classic Patter

    Cheers, big ears <rofl>
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    Classic Patter

    M7 or m9 instead of m8
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    Shíte patter

    "I like kids. I couldn't eat a full one, though. Hahahaha!" "**** off, you prick."
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    Shíte patter

    All chat-up lines are ****e. Especially Gambol's.
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    Shíte patter

    Classic ****e-pattery there, Dev <ok>
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    Shíte patter

    Thanks to Iain, who inspired me with the following example of shíte patter: A man is cutting a lawn NEIGHBOUR - Are you gonna cut mine while you're at it? Hahaha! Here are some of my favourites: A man discusses walking his big and/or boisterous dog - Well, he takes ME for walk, really...
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Who do you miss the most?

    Into Santa's sack you pop!
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    Merry New Year and a Happy Festivus/Winterval/Xmas

    Nice company = zero company IMHO
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    Who do you miss the most?

    wILL SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM WHAT BREXIT MEANS FFS? THE SUSPENDS IS KILLING ME <STEAM> Edit: sorry for caps
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Have a Gambolling Xmas

    Just in case, buddy <ok>