Recent content by iliveinasewer

https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/19350 Help ratchet up the pressure, currently getting about 40 sigs a minute.

I can picture the Everton Supporters Club Press Release Dear England : We ****in told yous, but you wouldn't listen.

I think Al Pacino would make a fine addition : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk Any other suggestions ?

I see what you did there, it's beautiful.

I see his future coaching role as pimp slapper in chief, with Comolli holding the baby powder for his hands.

I'm not going to take the piss out of that as I still remember how painful we suffered under Gillett and Hicks, but it did make me laugh :)

Except for the £15 mil he's spent on Coke and Hookers ?

I reckon they can't sell the club cos no one wants it. I don't think it's too complex, no one likes them enough to shell out the money, maybe we should all chip in £50 ?

I hate to bring this up, but the stats (stop groaning) for the end of last season with Kenny in charge put us second behind Chelsea on form. As long as we start the season without any shocking **** ups I reckon we're in with a chance. Going forward, the academy has some interesting players in it...

It upsets me greatly that no one has mentioned Joey Barton. Given the amount of absolute animals in our squad he'd fit right in, he could talk ear biting with Suarez, or return to sparring with Carroll, or maybe even try a bit of Greek wrestling.

If only his nipples were a bit more puffy . . . .

Nah Denny, I like a bit of the crack though. Aside from porn, humour is the second best thing about the internet and I just like to put in a shift.

Anyone seen the Jose Enrique pictures ?

I notice that he's well shaven too.