Recent content by HackerJack

Did he not manage Aston Villa and Celtic in the 90's

Someone needs to explain to Jip how spit, swallow, or over the tits works.

That's a horrible thing to say. Most of us will at least wait until we get home from work first.

That option works for me too.

I will if they will.

Surely you taste it regardless though as long as it gets into your mouth in the first place.

I prefer to pull out and cover the first one's tit's with it, then have the second lick it off and feed it to the first. But that would require me being able to pull two birds when one would be a ****ing miracle on recent form so I guess it's kind of a mute point.

fixed :)

Only if you're female, my gene's don't swing the other way.

Hell, give me the address and for a very reasonable finder's fee I'm sure I can keep you busy for weeks.

Hence the opportunity. £5 a minute, each.

that's no measure of heterosexuality though. Women are always attracted more to what they can't have.

Actually it can. Being shunned by a highly-masculine group can often lead to dissaffection with the male gender as a whole, leading in turn to identification with feminine instincts and hence the desire to suck someone's cock.

Really? I'd call it a missed business opportunity myself.

Definitely. Though some would argue that societies solution to rape (punishment) is ironic because the idea of rape is in itself simply an invention of society. We are as far as I am aware the only species that differentiates between consensual or forced sex, in the vast majority of cases in...