Recent content by Ernie Shackleton

A looker too. The ladies all sang I'm in heaven when you smile, when you smile. Unless I'm mistaken.

Umm. I'd find this denial a tad more convincing if Robin was there to show his support. But he's not... It appears that Robin ran away.

Five points for first choice, three for second, one for third. Joseph 171 Belloumi 109 Pandur 45 Slater 24 Hughes 10 Crooks 5 Millar 3 Ajayi 1 McBurnie 1 Not often that Kyle bothers the top echelons of the MOTM places so it's nice to see him as the runaway winner. Job now is to keep the...

He's free.

I see the problem... The solution is probably to buy 2 bottles of vodka. Flavour one bottle as described above and drink the other in the meantime.

You can buy citrus vodka but it's no doubt chemically enhanced and hasn't been anywhere near a lemon or a lime. It's a piece of piss to make your own. Vodka + peel (avoid the pith it's too bitter) + a small amount of sugar. Leave it for a week then strain. Top tip: Keep it in the freezer...

**** knows. It was a foolish and completely unnecessary editorial decision. Also poor journalism and knowingly deceptive. It's ruined the credibility of the Panorama brand which used to be the BBC's flagship current affairs documentary programme. It was an idiotic thing to do and they should...

I'll give it a go but you're probably right. Firstly, the programme spliced together 2 parts of a speech which made Trump's 2 separate statements appear to run on from one another, which had the effect of changing the tone of what he actually said. No alterations were made to the words Trump...

I'm gonna do Cosmopolitans for pre-lunch / present opening drinks this year. So currently have the peel of some limes, lemons and an orange steeping in a high quality Ukrainian vodka. Cointreau in the cupboard, cranberry juice in the fridge, limes in the fruit bowl, all ready. And if any...

Sarah Vine. If she's not the most odious columnist in the mainstream media then tell me who is.

How are you finding Little Venice? Where are you staying? I'm assuming you flew but as you've probably seen the port by now, you could have sailed there under your own steam.

Lol. I remember making this exact point to a humourless network technician who was installing new computers for us over 25 years ago. Completely didn't get the joke and looked at me as if I was a complete idiot. One of many over the years to be honest.

Wow. Just watched that. What a dignified, considered and well articulated response. Hope that all individuals and groups she criticizes take note.

The posts Mrs BMB used to make were always worth reading. Glad to hear that you are both ok.