Recent content by Didley Squat

Dear Santa…….

Our pathetic labor govt has attempted to set up a diversion by saying they are going to tighten the gun laws and have a gun ammestry, same as in 95. Good people hand in guns, murderers dont.......... so your achieving nothing. Absolute bullshit! This is not about guns, its about race & religion...

HL, Like Sooper, l too am a few points short. Think l’m about 13 short, which, funny you should mention, the strangest of things…. that would put me just above kiwi. Crazy eh. Anyway, better late than never. Feel free to adjust the points sooner, rather than later. You most bestest of buddies...

Certainly never been a fan of Lyon but he can obviouly bowl. Good to see Matty Head get his ton.

Just asking for kiwi.

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Yep, you can count me in! Yeah Baby! Don't need the stuff. Rot gut.

Great News people, finally, it’s here! Today l turn 64. Yep, that’s right. 64 today. 64 yesterday. 64 last week. 64 since June 2025. 64 in June 2026 …..work that one out!

Have a ‘like’ ole mate….. it was Woops fault. He distracted me, he did. So did Eves, he’s just as guilty, he is. I’ve been set up, l have. Honest!

No, who could that be? Hello chaps anyone want to enjoy a drink with myself, buy a bottle & call me!

Got hit on the melon by a cricket ball in practice, l believe.

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…… what, for maintenance? Too many Xmas clocks?

Jingle Jangle …

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