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    Tower Hamlets Foster Fiasco

    Yeah we saw the video. Wearing an orange jump suit, getting his head hacked off.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 31, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    The Outing Of Barrie Lochrie

    Hermogenes K Chanticleer weighed up his options. The invite to join ISIS was tempting, what with the Hertz Van Rental loyalty card that gave him a...
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 23, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Pudgate

    Suspect shot in a vineyard near Barcelona....or Cromer
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 21, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Flaming Scottish fruit

    Reminds me of a lad I saw standing beside an Autoroute in France last year. He was holding a piece of cardboard on which was written "Nancy".
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 18, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Simon's fork truck blog

    Once spilled a whole ton of shelled peas. Dems a lot of peas, spread out like a green tsunami !
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 10, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    £430 Billion in debt

    I got fleabitis off my cat.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Aug 1, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Eddie check your toothpaste mate

    I pay 25p for Morrison's cheapo toothpaste. For that you don't get a stripe.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 28, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Charlie Gard

    Deid!
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 28, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Charlie Gard

    The suspicion is that the Yankee Doodle Dandy expert wanted to use him as a guinea pig with a massive weigh out as a bonus.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 26, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Charlie Gard

    There is a clue in the parents as to how the offspring came to be a member of the brassica family. They know best despite the opinions of lorry...
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 26, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Terrible Crime

    Mrs T reckoned that anyone waiting for a bus was a loser.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 25, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Blair

    Best PM in living memory !
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 16, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    The great big 12th of July Proddy thread. FTP

    Agreed, I would go further, and say that it was an IRA v Maggie thing, and she didn't give a feck who got killed in the crossfire just so long as...
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jul 12, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Johnny Rotten in 1978

    Sir Jonathan Rotten in the New Years Honours.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jun 28, 2017 in forum: General Chat
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    Andrea Leadsom

    The job of news broadcasters is to give us the news, not the Tory gob ****e spun version of it.
    Post by: Cruyff's Turn., Jun 24, 2017 in forum: General Chat