Recent content by Bob Sherunkle

Please accept my humble apologies Mr. Gashead, as with all new businesses, there are a few teething problems, and I regretfully overlooked you main question. I would suggest that you go for the option that is the best value for money. Possibly a visit to Ashton gate woould cheer you up. Yours...

I hope your question has now been answered Mr ciderman Yours Bob

Dear Mr/Miss JWM, You have confused me slightly. Who or what are budgies please? Is this some sort of internet chatroom talk that I have not come across before? I have offered my services to other teams supporters as well. Please feel free to see my prowess shon in problem solving by visiting...

Tony my boy, I would suggest some intellectual conversation, so that you can learn to keep up quicker. Have you visited the Queen's Park Rangers boards lately? Yours despairingly Bob

Dear Mr.B, You seem to have tried to find good honest work, so, have you tried dishonest work? There seems to be a call for 'lookalike' models at the moment. Is there anyone that you reemble from a once popular tv programme, such as a person who meant well, but was just out of his depth? Someone...

Dear Mr Red, May I suggest taking her out to various cafes until you find a coffee that is acceptable. May I suggest any Morrissons that has a cafe. This will of course mean spending a token amount of money. Yours chokingly Bob

Dear Mr. Manga, May I suggest that you fold it in half. Yours not one little bit enviously Bob

Captain jack, Thank you for your kind words of welcome. Now on to your question. If the dog isn't pround, then I can't see a problem. Yours beastingly Bob

Chris my boy, I have always been interested in missionary work. I hope this answers you question. Thank you for your kind regards, and I send mine in return my boy. Yours patronisingly Bob

Dear baby Dan, From what I have read about association football, it would seem that a team called Swansea have made a few friends this year. Have you thought of moving there? Yours movingly Bob

I would advise to stop bragging, or 'La Gazza Ladras' will want a bit of the action. Yours not one little bit jealous of all those pms Bob ps. google 'La gazza ladra' and the composer Rossini if you're in any doubt <ok>

If they ask for payment first <ok>

Hello football fans. Please allow me to introduce myself. Before I say anymore, could one of the moderators on this forum make this permanent please, to enable me to find this subject quickly, and therefore be more available to help anyone who asks for help. Thank you. Now a short piece of...

Dear Tony, Is that the Lee Martin whose father is a doctor and has something to do with a certain type of footwear? Well well, I never knew he played soccer. Anyway Tony, onto your question. I'm afraid I don't do requests or wishes, as i deal solely in problems. However, I can pass your...

David my boy, Herein lies the problem. You will have to either refuse the gift of fine single malt whisky, and risk offending your friend, or take the gift, but immediately and I do stress the importance of this word, pass it on to your friends on here, without having a drop yourself. That way...