I'm on about Cricket, Tea and Bumming. AGAIN! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F15871016?thread=7239891&post=91353117#p91353117
Didn't work did it? He just ****ed off. Although Cricket is about the worst sport ever invented. Does anything ever happen? Have you heard the radio commentary? They were talking about Coronation St on it for about 10 minutes once because literally nothing had happened on the pitch
**** all wrong with cricket. The small scottish mindset annoys me, we follow one sport, football yet we still make a complete arse of it. We rubbish any other sport and anyone that takes an interest in anything other than football is a ****ter. No wonder there's so many fat bastards with heart failures cutting about. Saying that cricket fans are ****s as well and it looks like you've pissed them off
I just don't get it Frank. I honestly tried as my flatmate at Uni ****ing loved it and was always on about it and trying to get me to watch it. I like a lot of sport and actually used to play in the world ****est baseball team as a kid. Cricket just isn't for me.
i quite like the idea of going to watch cricket, you just sit there in the sun slowly working your way through the slab of lager you're sitting on occaisionally looking up to see who's winning. if it wasnt fro the sun part this would be our national sport
frank, that fat bastard bit comes about becuse we're the only nation stupid enough to invent the deep fried, battered, chip calzone
Have you seen the size of some of those Cricketers? Fat ****s themselves. I've got a bit of a gut and I'm still in better shape than most of those tubby ****s. Can't be that hard to stand in a field for 5 days doing shag all.
Cricket is one the best sports to go & watch Used to get free tickets when I worked for npower. Take a couple grams of coke, sun lotion, bottle of rum & get ****ed Usually have the npower promo girls about & a few decent chants go up if the game is a good one.
Thats what makes test matches, otherwise they're too long winded. 20/20 is good for the spectator. Venom, it does take a lot of working out. When watching the 20/20 world cup I was forever asking my housemate what everything meant, he must have wanted to knock me out.
My mate lost the rag with me one time because he was drunk and trying to explain cricket to me for ages in that pished condescending way. So I said to him "Cricket, anyone who plays cricket and anyone who watches cricket takes it up the brown-pipe" He didn't speak to me for two days. Humpty ****.
It's OK I walk to the train station everyday and after work, so I can just work it off that way <MUIR!!!!> (Any future smiley I do will simply say Muir!!!! until such times as there fixed, I'm pretty sure if everyone keeps going on about them he will detroy his computer and go on some sort of killing spree, which lets be honest workin for the council could be a good thing for everyone)
<MUIR!!!!> exactly, i just like to post "Muir! my smilies arent working!" whenever he's on. i'm hoping the lack of variation will begin to break him down.
Cricket - a game for queers! Fancy ****in rounders ... Tried playing it n watchin it. 20/20 n 1 day is slightly more intresting/enjoyable. Test Cricket can **** right off. It's liek Baseball - ****in ****e!
