The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

[The Ginger Marks]

**** me! You've got a short memory, Skiddy!

We lost, mate. We took you apart in the first half, but conceded to a wonder-goal, and then couldn't maintain our dominance in the second half, due to carrying too many injuries.

It happens to even the best of us.

Not a lot of point in taking people apart then [HASHTAG]#bottle[/HASHTAG] the second half is it! We got the three points and broke your little but ineffective run. Oh that was so funny dry humped two years on the trot.

 

[Spurlock]

I guess you will be hoping you can qualify again sometime soon hey Homer Don't go because we your better neighbours have been doing so much better in your life time domestically as well as CL and so on

I guess you will be hoping you can qualify again, it hides the cracks well. qualifying for it 18 times more than us and winning it 0 times is regarded as success for you Flanders?

What kind of a fan are you? Bet when you ****ed up as a kid, your parents would say don't worry always hide behind someone else, then no one can see how much of a bellend you are son.

I can see where it all went wrong.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

...dry humped two years on the trot.

I'm not sure that you fully understand what's involved with a dry humping, Skiddy. Ask the wife, he'll give you a demonstration, and it should all come rushing back to you.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I guess you will be hoping you can qualify again, it hides the cracks well. qualifying for it 18 times more than us and winning it 0 times is regarded as success for you Flanders?

What kind of a fan are you? Bet when you ****ed up as a kid, your parents would say don't worry always hide behind someone else, then no one can see how much of a bellend you are son.

I can see where it all went wrong.

Ouch!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I'm not sure that you fully understand what's involved with a dry humping, Skiddy. Ask the wife, he'll give you a demonstration, and it should all come rushing back to you.

Maybe your wife Saints can show you then you can ditch the dildo and gain some self respect. You were royally dry humped by a superior club/team two years on the trot. I hope it's still hurts.

 

[Highburyal]

Indeed, Spurly.

I see no shame in going out early and admitting that we were not quite up to the task. I mean, it's not as if we got trounced by any side in our group.

What would be deeply embarrassing is to get through to the knock-out stages only to suffer a mammoth dry-humping at the hands of Real, Barca, or Bayern. Arsenal, of course, are old hands at this, and have a fudge-tunnel like a wizard's sleeve, the Biblical humpings they've taken over the last 20 years, but every Englishman has to be concerned at what awaits Leicester!

So if you admit your **** then why bother trying to qualify every season to get in to CL and failing at it most of the time!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I guess you will be hoping you can qualify again, it hides the cracks well. qualifying for it 18 times more than us and winning it 0 times is regarded as success for you Flanders?

What kind of a fan are you? Bet when you ****ed up as a kid, your parents would say don't worry always hide behind someone else, then no one can see how much of a bellend you are son.

I can see where it all went wrong.

Well it is a success Homey as small unambitious clubs like Spurs dream of the kudos and the money made. Over two games Arsenal will prove difficult to beat by anybody.

 

[Highburyal]

Hey, Chuckles!

Arsenal have qualified for CL on 20 consecutive occasions, right?

How many times have they won it, again?

Hey Dildo,

That's still an achievement to consecutively qualify and at numerous times to be domestic title holders and qualify, you boys would give your right hand for or in your case one of the Dildo's to achieve the same or close to that...

 

[Spurlock]

So if you admit your **** then why bother trying to qualify every season to get in to CL and failing at it most of the time!

Hey presto....20 years later its sunk in. Can you start a petition to give Arsenal's CL place to someone else. Good man Flanders.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

...Over two games Arsenal will prove difficult to beat by anybody.

You mean, like they have over the last three or four seasons?


Come off it, Skiddy! Arsenal have taken more dry humpings in the CL than any other English club in history! In fact, if you were to compile a Dry Humping Table, I'd put good money on Arsenal being at the top of it.

The greatest embarrassment any Englishman has ever suffered in Europe was that epic dry humping that Arsenal took off Barca, a few seasons back. I went to Paris shortly after that match, and I pretended to be Belgian, that's how embarrassed I was!

 

[Spurlock]

Well it is a success Homey as small unambitious clubs like Spurs dream of the kudos and the money made. Over two games Arsenal will prove difficult to beat by anybody.

Make your mind up Skiddy, don't always be a coward. Its either about the money or the trophy. Since you are using money as the barometer. Wouldn't you say Spurs have been successful already considering they weren't in it last year.

Unambitious? We getting ready to open our 75k stadium, how's yours coming along?

Poor Chelsea fans, got no soul, don't get the game.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Poor Chelsea fans, got no soul, don't get the game.

They should put that on their scarves and rosettes!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You mean, like they have over the last three or four seasons?


Come off it, Skiddy! Arsenal have taken more dry humpings in the CL than any other English club in history! In fact, if you were to compile a Dry Humping Table, I'd put good money on Arsenal being at the top of it.

The greatest embarrassment any Englishman has ever suffered in Europe was that epic dry humping that Arsenal took off Barca, a few seasons back. I went to Paris shortly after that match, and I pretended to be Belgian, that's how embarrassed I was!

Absolutely! They're playing well with Perez & Sanchez on fire. They've finished top of their group as have Leicester, you must feel very ashamed your club couldn't get out of the easiest group! If they continue to qualify for the knock out stages long enough they will win it sooner or later. You have to be in it to win it but you fail at every turn. Now that's a real dry humping!

 

[Highburyal]

Hey presto....20 years later its sunk in. Can you start a petition to give Arsenal's CL place to someone else. Good man Flanders.

You boys haven't been in it for 20years that's the pipe dream you have Homer....we have done pretty well mate domestically and CL...don't shoot the messenger!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Skiddy, as you are intent on rimming Arsenal's arse, today, he's a very easy question for you.

Spurs have been in the CL twice; first time, we got through to the quarter finals, and second time we couldn't make the knock-out stage.

Arsenal have been in it 20 times and have not only never won it, but have taken a plethora of dry humpings and humblings along the way.

Which do you think most reasonable people would consider is the more embarrassing?

 

[Highburyal]

Make your mind up Skiddy, don't always be a coward. Its either about the money or the trophy. Since you are using money as the barometer. Wouldn't you say Spurs have been successful already considering they weren't in it last year.

Unambitious? We getting ready to open our 75k stadium, how's yours coming along?

Poor Chelsea fans, got no soul, don't get the game.

After the stadium you wont even be able to do a Leicester (PL Title, doing well in CL), not that you can now lolz

 

[Spurlock]

Absolutely! They're playing well with Perez & Sanchez on fire. They've finished top of their group as have Leicester, you must feel very ashamed your club couldn't get out of the easiest group! If they continue to qualify for the knock out stages long enough they will win it sooner or later. You have to be in it to win it but you fail at every turn. Now that's a real dry humping!

No shame whatsoever mate....we know where we are and where we want to go. Its going fine...the odd hiccup, that's football.

Did you feel ashamed when your players decided they didn't want to play last year and put up the worst title defence in PL history? That's shameful.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

After the stadium you wont even be able to do a Leicester (PL Title, doing well in CL), not that you can now lolz

I love the way you are able to predict the future with such ease and clarity, HB.

 

[Highburyal]

Skiddy, as you are intent on rimming Arsenal's arse, today, he's a very easy question for you.

Spurs have been in the CL twice; first time, we got through to the quarter finals, and second time we couldn't make the knock-out stage.

Arsenal have been in it 20 times and have not only never won it, but have taken a plethora of dry humpings and humblings along the way.

Which do you think most reasonable people would consider is the more embarrassing?

Dry humpings yes of course we have! You do talk out of your arse!

Your dream is to achieve what we have done and you wont will forever be in our shadow Dildo man...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Did you feel ashamed when your players decided they didn't want to play last year and put up the worst title defence in PL history? That's shameful.

Ouch!

Game. Set. Owned!