I got Henriksen up to a rating of 82 on FIFA and after three seasons sold him to Spurs for £30M, so he must be good. Or maybe I'm a better manager than Mike Phelan?
Unless FIFA has a financial sympathy setting which compensated for Daniel Levy mugging us for Ryan Mason.
This is a really winnable game. I didn't realise they'd only won 2 all season - we need to go up there and throw the kitchen sink at them - literally.
He's mugged us every time we've bought from them. But £13m for Mason? Jesus wept, he's not even worth £3m based on his performances to date. Marquee signing my arse.
A pal of mine's a Spurs fan. He laughs every time Levy does us; but he only half laughed over Dawson.
When viewed from the International Space Station at approximately 150 miles above the earth, the outline of Middlesbrough and it's surrounding suburbs resemble a massive cock and balls.
I'm feeling unusually confident, watching that Bournemouth game has made me feel like anything is possible.