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Holden Chinaski said:
Up for that. I work in media/advertising so love the client privileges that I get. Got a massive discount on a VERY decent car.

The thing is too, up north it's all snide gear. Fake Burberry from the 90s, that god awful tartan style. Nothing like the suave sophisticated stuff like in London.
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Oi.
You are sarf of the river and sophisticated isnt what springs to mind.
 
I've just spat out my glass of Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru over the maître d' over such an absurd statement.

All jokes aside I am dining in Hong Kong Kitchen.
 
Holden Chinaski said:
I've just spat out my glass of Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru over the maître d' over such an absurd statement.

All jokes aside I am dining in Hong Kong Kitchen.
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Let me reccomend chichetti to you. Its on picadilly a two minute walk from p.circus and although its in a tourist area its not a trap.

Exceptional food and alll the swank and celebrity clientele you seem to like.
I personally recommend the scallops with truffles, but its all good.
 
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SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious said:
What if the delivery driver was a worldy?

What's the etiquette with the tip too? Have to be careful not to commit an illegal act.
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Never had a worldy delivery driver, but would open the door with my dressing gown open, should it happen. Not too sure what that would achieve as my little penis is ghastly.

As for tipping - don't believe in it, but I'm not waiting for them to fumble around counting out a couple of quid in silvers.
 
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"The highlight of the day was that complete tool Ernie Elfs being told to f*ck off. The guy can't handle his beer"

- a poster on ITTV <laugh>

@baraettmattesvensson - I was sitting 4 rows behind you in the first half today - your singing was magnificent but you did sort of ask for it by wearing that terrible purple jacket <cheers>
 
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The crowd were actually calling him "Purple Ronnie" after Ronnie Corbett<laugh>

Elfs then saw the fighting and hassle in our other Stand, and made his way over there for the start of the 2nd half.

When he returned to his seat in my Stand, or intended to, at least 50 Charlton fans started chanted "here comes the Purple knob" <laugh><laugh><laugh>

Too many :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer: today Elfs <whistle>
 
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