The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

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It does avoid any blame quite well I'll give you that. If we win something though it does sort of fall down but that could just be my delusion talking.

No, Luvvy! That's the brilliant part!

The more you win, the more deluded you will become, hence the fact that my superb thread has been a sleeping giant!
 
How about this one then :-
Where was A87's season ticket situated within the Emirates ?

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I don't even recall making that one up!

I was on fire!

He could have been sat on the roof of the ****ing stadium for all you should care! He wasn't real, son!
 
Being that A87 was supposed to be you,you know **** all about him

I made it up as I went along, as I do with all my characters!
<laugh>

A couple of times, over the last few years, I have actually been caught out for getting facts mixed up between the characters.

I'm not prepared to risk getting confused with facts I've stated about existing characters for fear of tipping you off about them. I'm having far too much fun - or will do, as soon as Wenger begins to bomb, again.

I want to goad Pixie into admitting that it's time for Wenger to go, again. That was probably my finest moment as A87.
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It does avoid any blame quite well I'll give you that. If we win something though it does sort of fall down but that could just be my delusion talking.

... no ... his tenuous spiral thread about Leicester City which culminated in an unprecedented and record breaking EPL title win has now got several extensions and provisos attached to it, including one that attests that if Leicester City do not repeat such an unprecedented and record breaking EPL title win this season, then Mystic Melt's prediction of a spiral was justified all along <doh>.... indeed, if we were to win the title for 5 years in a row then finish second, his prediction of doom would be fully justified ... no arguing with that <laugh> ...

... meanwhile, back in the real world, the only universal truth to be gleaned from his many predictions is that the vast majority have come back to savage his flabby arse <laugh>

... indeed his unique predictive talent may, inadvertently, have helped to give your boys a real shot at the title this season .... but you have already missed out on the prizes for most consecutive penalties, remaining unbeaten whilst off the title pace and swiftest Brexit by a British team <laugh> ... the Spuds trophy cabinet is positively heaving already <ok>
 
If we win something though it does sort of fall down...

No, that's the entire point, Luvvy! It doesn't fall down - quite the contrary, in fact!

The more you win, the more deluded you become about being the greatest team in the World, the Reds are back, it's the 70s all over again, and all the other bollocks that goes with it!

That's the absolute brilliance of my thread!
 
I made it up as I went along, as I do with all my characters!
<laugh>

A couple of times, over the last few years, I have actually been caught out for getting facts mixed up between the characters.

I'm not prepared to risk getting confused with facts I've stated about existing characters for fear of tipping you off about them. I'm having far too much fun - or will do, as soon as Wenger begins to bomb, again.

I want to goad Pixie into admitting that it's time for Wenger to go, again. That was probably my finest moment as A87.
<laugh>
You must remember this one then surely :-
Which pub did me and A87 meet up for a beer in before a game and which game was it ?
You should also know my Christian name ;)
 
No, that's the entire point, Luvvy! It doesn't fall down - quite the contrary, in fact!

The more you win, the more deluded you become about being the greatest team in the World, the Reds are back, it's the 70s all over again, and all the other bollocks that goes with it!

That's the absolute brilliance of my thread!

So no matter what happens you're right. Gottcha, keep up the good work. <ok>

One day others will realise this and stop arguing with you.
 
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I made it up as I went along, as I do with all my characters!
<laugh>

A couple of times, over the last few years, I have actually been caught out for getting facts mixed up between the characters.

I'm not prepared to risk getting confused with facts I've stated about existing characters for fear of tipping you off about them. I'm having far too much fun - or will do, as soon as Wenger begins to bomb, again.

I want to goad Pixie into admitting that it's time for Wenger to go, again. That was probably my finest moment as A87.
<laugh>

Imagine needing to create a not606 account for another team for your entertainment.

Blimey, puts things into perspective. I thought my life was boring these days.