Celtic fan + fae Paisley = Guaranteed stunner
Sheikh's First Law of Hunkodynamics
Are you from Paisley too?

Celtic fan + fae Paisley = Guaranteed stunner
Sheikh's First Law of Hunkodynamics

****e actor to be fair. 300 was good though
Are you from Paisley too?![]()


The Sheikh's second law is somewhat similar but the right hand of the equation is "has a chopper that could club a polar bear"
It's a pity one of us chosen types wasn't around to save those posh kids in Norway - that bear would've got the boaby over the heid![]()
Gerard Butler Medro, he's a famous Hollywood actor/superstar.
Do you not get T.V and Films in Norn Irn?
Don't forget The Bountry Hunter and The Ugly Truth
He was absolutely fantastic in those, just brilliant so he was
You know what they say about men who boast about the size of their dicks.
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Are you a particularly kinky polar bear?

I loved that movie!!!
It's the biggest load of pish I've ever seen and I've not even seen all of it, half was more than enough
You've just gone way down in my estimations.

It's alright I've got what I wanted from you anyway, you're no use to me now![]()
You wanted bad aids. Kewl.