Match Day Thread Watford Away

I'm sure his mummy will ban him from the internet soon like Charlie's did. Have you got the lost Kevvy puppy poster handy?

 

... just before she says "wiggle it about a bit so we can both feel it"

 

Your mother says "more kevin gimme more"?

I wouldn't be telling anyone about that if I were you.

 

Do you think if we ignore him he might go away? I like a bit of banter, but it just descends into juvenile bickering.

 

No it doesnt

 

"Doesn't" ... concentrate in English boy!

 

I'm not sure if this is intentionally witty or not.

 

That's more to do with the size of his mothers asshole.










































Anyway it's not as big as the gap between the 2 sides this season

 

...strictly it would be cheeks...Dumbo ...

 

Dumbo had the smallest trunk at the circus ...but unusually big ears ...think I'm starting to understand you ...

 

Kev is fun. Can we keep him?

 

Just got ourselves a puppy...cute but still needs a little toilet training...some marked similarities...

 

Why does the fact that you know all about kids films not surprise me. You also keep mentioning puppies

 

...now this may come as a stunning revelation Kevlar ...but as the father of 3 girls, one in her twenties one in sixth form and one 11 I've seen just about every Disney film ...as to the pup ...now 12 weeks old and named Dumbo ...after Harry Kane and Eric Dier ...

 

The only kids you have are locked in a cellar somewhere ya dodgy bastard

 

...stepping a little close to the mark Kevvy ... be careful son ... take that as a gentle warning - fail to heed it and you'll only be able to see us ripping the piss out of you in future ...

 

Oh oh looks like the moderator police are going to ban me, so cruel after I spent so much time ruining another leicester match thread

 

What a sad life you must have. Ever thought of contacting Samaritans?

 

... you'll be banned if you cross unacceptable behavioural lines ... this is not the Spurs board where Polly bans anything vaguely negative to the Spuds or the more precious types on there ... but if you start throwing around unacceptable personal insults or make insinuations or accusations of illegal behaviour to posters on here then yes, you will be banned ... outside of these boards you'd just get a slap ... your choice sweet-pea ... do you 'need' the ban ... will that make you a Spud hero? ahh bless ....

Now stop bleating and get to school ...