Slight change... Reasons we need to win today: i.) Like hell we want Scammer fans bleating about how they beat us 0-0 in our final meeting at WHL ii.) It would put us five points ahead of Man Utd iii.) It would put us level on points with the top four iv.) At the time of typing, it would give us a six point advantage over Everton
1 - 10: We are playing the scummy, thieving, fraudster Spammers!!!! All other reasons pale into insignificance
I note today that the Watspurs had a 2-1 win against the most attackingest side ... in the world. Ever.
If they can win 23 of their remaining 26 games, they've every chance of retaining their title. On the other hand, 9 wins and a draw should see them safe.
Actually. where is our thick Leicester fishy ?? I just don't really have time for piss-poor WUM wannabees like him who can give it but can't take it.
Yaya Toure : if I knew he was playing I'd have baked a cake. Kompany : getting Ledley-esque now for him.
Jermain Defoe joins the elite 150 PL goals club. He has netted 18 goals this calendar year, making him the best performing English striker after our boy Arry. That twat Jamie Vardy is a distant speck on the horizon. As always when I mention Jermain by name, the words 'back' and 'heartbeat' spring to mind.
1. Harry Kane took our thick fishys' critique of last season to heart, so deliberately got injured this season so he could not play to score goals / penalties etc to unfairly deny the most attackingest forward ( ... in the world. Ever. ) the chance to get a compensating goal tally so he will definitely win the Golden Boot this season. How is that going for him ?? 2. MoTD did say that Leicester this season have the most worsest away form ... in the PL.
In contrast to Green, Victor Valdes just pulled off a fantastic save. Not quite as good as the commentators are saying, but still a very good one.
1-0 Chelsea. Costa, predictably. Awful defending. We really could do with him picking up a card. He's on four, IIRC.
I hope we are noticing how a few select passes have split the Chelsea defence and how they appear to be vulnerable to speed down the left. A job for Son or Nkoudo.
They should've dealt with the initial ball better, but you're right about them all losing it. Not sure if Valdes would've come for it, if he hadn't have been whacked in the head by Fabio. He still looked a bit dazed.