USA Hate Thread

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Reasons to hate America:

1. Cocky Twats, they act like the world revolves around them.
True
2. They're fat. The ****s eat everything, they're the real reason for the famine in Somalia.
True
3. They make/have nukes. They're not to be trusted, the ****s could blow us up in a second.
They wouldn't because we got them too
4. They never finish things, they always start **** then get help from others.
True
5. They call football soccer, just so they don't get confused with the **** sport they call football.
True
6. Their TV networks. Utter ****.
Hmmm, they make some of the only programmes worth watching on our telly.
7. Their Voices. <grr>
Not as irritating as some of our regional accents
 
From my experience, your average American is more friendly and interesting than your average Englishman or Scot.
 
I actually like America. The people are friendly, and like British people, the lifestyle is pretty nice and many states have a decent climate. Yes, I'd like film and television to be less US-centric, but it's not really that much of a problem to me. Baseball seems a good sport and even American Football isn't too bad (admittedly I haven't a clue about the rules), but is one of those sports which is much better in person than on TV I think.