What are you doing?

Elephants love penguins but can't get the wrappers off.

 

Beer time. Fancy a Guinness. Let the search begin.

 

Had one in BKK it was fcuking awful.

 

...maybe on Merseyside where there may be unusually high levels of consumption ... but in the rest of the country, bean stocks appear to be fine ...

 

Possibly, still get them in Weymouth Asda though

 

Fossy mate you should go on holiday to Liverpool, you'd be surprised how nice it is!

Better than Leicester, now that is a ****hole!

 

... rather like saying you should have an enjoyable and relaxing back, crack and sack ... ... and what would you know about Leicester Sky? ... you've likely only seen it from the M1 ....

 

I've been to Leicester mate, it's a dive.

Liverpool on the other hand is a never nice city. Although I don't go back for reasons I won't disclose on a forum

 

Lived in Melton Mowbray for a bit which is near Leicester, it's a bit crap.

 

... not gonna disagree with that ...

Leicester City centre has changed a lot since the days of my yoof ... now has a rather nice 'historical quarter' near to where the remains of King Richard III were found ... it's all had a refresh with a distinct 'cafe culture' feel ... but the best parts of "Leicester" have always been in Leicestershire rather than the city - the Vale Of Belvoir, Bradgate, Charnwood Forest, Rutland Water (some would say not in Leicestershire ) and the Bosworths (not to be confused with the Boswell's my scouse friends) ...

 

A silly typo and Fossy is on me like a ****ing rash!

 

... Chief has created a specific thread for Xmas wishes ... keep up

PS was a spectacularly funny typo for somebody trying to give it large ...

 

It was a good typo, I'll give you that.

I'm ****ing hanging on by a thread today. Was up till 4am drinking Mount Gay rum.

 

...by coincidence bought my brother-in-law a bottle of that last Xmas and wrapped it with a packet of Cock soup I got at Tesco ...he's not ...but he'd started wearing rather too tight shirts so he got the message ...we all enjoyed the rum ..fine stuff.

 

It's lovely rum, just a few rocks of ice and it's sex in a glass (don't get over excited at that Fossy).

I've been to the house of Mount Gay in Barbados. Good place to visit, got ****ing ****faced and fell off a small bridge and cut my arm open. My mate (a local rasta) stitched it up DIY style. Nice little scar to remember the day.

 

its not bad though i prefer appleton estate rum

the bricks and mortar of any rum diet is capt morgans and three barrels

 

So why don't you go back?

Aaah its orite, heard it before gangster.

 

Making pitta breads

 

I used to go to some crazy Dancehall parties in appleton - ****ing mad place.

The rum though varies so much, some appleton is lovely, some is cheap and **** made for the masses.

 

I can go back but I choose not to, as some **** would get popped. I'd rather not spend 25 years in jail tbh.