What are you doing?

We have more in common than I thought Spurlock. It's like the end of Casablanca mate

 

You seen it Sucky? UFO appeared in the same place of the Sea in Turkey, captured clear as **** with a quality cam....can even see Greys on it.

Yeah I know people dismiss these things straight away....but I don't and I find it perplexing.

 

Do I look like the kind of bloke who has watched Casablanca? Heard of it...got no time for it. Seen The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston in it...now that a movie.

 

I don't know what you look like, and I hope to **** it doesn't involve that glo perm in your avatar! If you haven't seen Casablanca you clearly have a worse life for it.

Oh, and Charlton Heston hated muslims - hated them more than apes on that planet he landed on. He wanted to shoot them all. Just saying...

 

I know but he played a good Moses...epic film...I recorded it on VHS back in the day...5 hours long that movie.

I'm having that Twirl and some chocolate milkshake

 

Yeah I know the one mate, I really diddnt think much of it Tbh it's not that clear and I diddnt see any aliens, although I do believe we are not alone, just diddnt think much of the footage

 

...listen strange person ...you were the one who got the so excited by the mention of 'checked skirts, in my original post that you failed to see that it was precluded by the term 'sweaties' ... a well known humorous collective for Scotsmen... your imagination then took such hold on you that you narrowed it down to 14 year old schoolgirls, for reasons of your own..(and back to my original post - what they would be doing inebriated may again be down to your personal experiences ... your mate Trevor then comes on to confess that when checkered skirts are mentioned he thinks like you and the ring then gets completed when the strangest football fan of all pops up to make an allusion to a convicted sex offender ... to the acclaim of you and Trevor ... ...

I put most of it down to your continuing inability to ever best me in a battle of wits and therefore you sinking to pretty desperate depths

Secondly I would be well within my rights to request a ban for the 'Saints' comment ...I won't because it's not in my nature .... I favour 'self policing' ... and secondly not because HIAG has had a hard enough time over the last couple of days and the banning of 'Saints' might just tip him over the edge ...

 

its 07:12 am dude

have a kitkat

 

... always up this early fella and generally in work by 8 ...

 

same ere mate.

i prefer light reading pre 10am though

 

... so you admit to knowing the location of primary schools in the Kings Cross area? ... perhaps there is a good reason ...14 year old girls wouldn't of course be at primary school... pretty epic fail Trevor ... but on par with your normal level of intelligence ....O Level Treble ...

 

...I guess the only saving grace in this post is that you have at least now managed an allusion to a footballer that played in a red and white striped shirt ... getting closer ...

 

... just disposed of some dog turds ...



... we have a 10 week old puppy ...

 

And what have you up to away from not606 ?

 

Fossy it's far too early to read that rant ffs

Seems you got a little #rattled by myself and @Treble

 

You should call it 'Sky'

 

I must have had better grade weed than you that night fam.

 

and take it to watch Sunday League Football so it can get to used to watching Lesta FC

 

Skiddy thought he was a bad man last night came on throwing abuse at everything and everyone Spurs.

Till the motherfucker got Djangoed.

Anyway It's Friday....it's God day.

Might shave my balls today...been 2 weeks. Bought some Xeryus Rouge by Givenchy. My all time favourite. Haven't seen it around for a while, spotted it in some perfume place....anyway point of tale is.....man smelling fresh today.

 

I doubt that you and O'Level Treble have the intelligence to rattle me, even when combined ... what you have done is taken humour into a subject area that, personally, I find distinctly unfunny ... and those inclined that way wholly abhorrent ... far worse for me than racism, sexism or any other 'ism' ... perhaps that's because I'm the father of 3 daughters....

Your first post was OK, indeed had me smiling - and I took it as such- I also thought that, like most footie fans, you would have at least been mildly interested in the Scottish invasion of our capital ... but instead, you were more interested in trying to spin a comment, clearly in reference to inebriated Scotsman, into something else, something particularly unsavoury... your prerogative of course ... but it does smack a little of deperation in the 'banter' stakes .

I guess if you can't get the better of sonmebody in a battle of wits it might be tempting to sink to such a level ... personally I wouldn't ... I don't need to... but that's me ...

I do, however, look forward to resuming our normal antagonistic banter in due course ...just for the record ...