Toblerone

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Every Christmas, I get a Toblerone from my mother-in-law. And I can't remember ever saying that I like them. I do, but that's not the point.

Ma maw thinks I like liquorice allsorts ffs

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Ma maw thinks I like liquorice allsorts ffs

indeed.
Pisses me off when ****s buy Quality Street. You can get Heroes or Celebrations for the same price ffs.

 

[Archers Road]

Every Christmas, I get a Toblerone from my mother-in-law. And I can't remember ever saying that I like them. I do, but that's not the point.

Everyone likes Toblerone. Your ma in law obviously knows that, so she's on a winner; put absolutely no thought at all into your prezzie, but no need to as you are bound to like it anyway.

 

[GroveRanger]

Agree.

Av always wondered why they seem to be so popular at the duty free in airports.

They sell well because you can pick them up on the way back from your holidays and tell the folks you give them to that "there wasn't really anything we saw on our holidays that you might like"

They've just come back from the US, Dubai, Australia etc but the cheap cnuts couldn't be ars3d getting you anything you might actually want so the consolation prize is a giant bar of chocolate with bits in it. It just screams out "we are cheap bast*rds and you are only worth the fiver this costs". I get them regularly from my in-laws.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

They sell well because you can pick them up on the way back from your holidays and tell the folks you give them to that "there wasn't really anything we saw on our holidays that you might like"

They've just come back from the US, Dubai, Australia etc but the cheap cnuts couldn't be ars3d getting you anything you might actually want so the consolation prize is a giant bar of chocolate with bits in it. It just screams out "we are cheap bast*rds and you are only worth the fiver this costs". I get them regularly from my in-laws.

Do I know you?

 

[monacoger]

Do I know you?

Probably not, but you might know his in-laws