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Spurlock said:
Cold...perfect place for potatoes to harvest. Hence why Fosse keeps on posting pictures of them.

I suggest he makes a Jacket potato. Will keep him warm.

Good Morning Mr Skylarker, good morning everyone.
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Morning Richie.

I'm going to go over to the new Asda next door, which opened yesterday, and see what their cafe's breakfast is like.

Exciting times.
 
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Chief said:
Morning Richie.

I'm going to go over to the new Asda next door, which opened yesterday, and see what their cafe's breakfast is like.

Exciting times.
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Morning Chief.

Give us a shout if they do halal sausages. You doing a Crossword? Faffing about on your I phone? Reading the back pages? Or using it as a means to link some MILF's?
 
Spurlock said:
Morning Chief.

Give us a shout if they do halal sausages. You doing a Crossword? Faffing about on your I phone? Reading the back pages? Or using it as a means to link some MILF's?
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Piss around on the phone and 'read' the tabloids probably.

Depends if I remember to take my reading specs, I'll be ****ed if I don't.

Always check out the milfs but then this is Asda so expectation is low.
 
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luvgonzo said:
Who are the chuckle brothers?
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It changes, Luvvy.

Generally, it's Pixie and Skiddy. However, Bambi acts as understudy to either. Occasionally, you will find the likes of Tobes or Lightning joining the melee, in which case the tragedy takes on more of a Three Stooges theme, usually with Bambi adopting the role of the more ****-witted of the three. When there are more than three of them biting at my bait, one perceives a Keystone Cops montage of ****-wittery. It is not unusual for a mixture of these various themes to ebb and flow during the course of my more epic rippings of these fools, and that generally leads to the greatest hilarity.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
It changes, Luvvy.

Generally, it's Pixie and Skiddy. However, Bambi acts as understudy to either. Occasionally, you will find the likes of Tobes or Lightning joining the melee, in which case the tragedy takes on more of a Three Stooges theme, usually with Bambi adopting the role of the more ****-witted of the three. When there are more than three of them biting at my bait, one perceives a Keystone Cops montage of ****-wittery. It is not unusual for a mixture of these various themes to ebb and flow during the course of my more epic rippings of these fools, and that generally leads to the greatest hilarity.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
It changes, Luvvy.

Generally, it's Pixie and Skiddy. However, Bambi acts as understudy to either. Occasionally, you will find the likes of Tobes or Lightning joining the melee, in which case the tragedy takes on more of a Three Stooges theme, usually with Bambi adopting the role of the more ****-witted of the three. When there are more than three of them biting at my bait, one perceives a Keystone Cops montage of ****-wittery. It is not unusual for a mixture of these various themes to ebb and flow during the course of my more epic rippings of these fools, and that generally leads to the greatest hilarity.
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Pointless circumlocution! I first coined the phrase when referring to HIAB and his other account SIAB. Notice now how it's common knowledge he seldom uses it.
 
I do hope HIAG is better at maths than he is at the English language ... this should help him

There would appear to be a direct correlation between the magnitude of the arse kicking that HIAG is taking on here (usually from me, but I can't claim absolute exclusivity on that front <laugh>) and the number of obligatory sympathy 'likes' that @Spurlock feels compelled to give to HIAG's more often than not, quite ordinary posts ... given that this is a undeniable, absolute truth ... calculate, using the richter scale, the magnitude of the hiding HIAG has taken since the start of November 2016.

<laugh>
 
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