What are you doing?

We, at Cambridge, do not graduate with mortar boards.

I think we have to count that as a massive wum **** up.

 

Ludo Gas-Fitters 2 v 2 Arsenal.

Pixie will be praying like **** that Arsenal only suffer the complete and utter humiliation of a draw, and don't go on to lose!

 

You are obviously incandescent with rage

I'd ask if there was any way I could cheer you up but going by the filth you have recently posted I have to say I am too afraid to ask

 

This thread has got a bit sexy recently. All we need now is Commy to pop up and post pics of his nob rot.

 

What a cracking game this is!...both sides going at each other, full blast!...

 

It's optional at Cambridge not excluded

I think we'll call that a massive egg on the head

 

You've used parlance too close to your own there HIAB

 

My username is as close to genius as you can get tbh sky, im proud no matter what you or meth-2014 says,

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No, it isn't.

 

you're about as funny as an orange.

 

Yes HIAB it is

http://www.cambridgestudents.cam.ac...-what-next/degree-ceremonies/academical-dress

 

I see the catnip's kicked in

 

oranges can be funny

 

It's ****, next time I'll try a different pet shop.
This one said it was the best and imported from USA, thieving ****s.

£1.49 down the ****ter.

 

A+ for observation and memory Suckky

 

"The square cap, or 'mortarboard', is optional for graduands at Cambridge. If you do decide to wear one on the day, you should take it off and carry it in your left hand inside the Senate-House."

You cannot graduate wearing it. There is absolutely not point in having a mortar board at a Cambridge graduation ceremony, and I know of no one who has taken one to a graduation.

 

I kept mine. The Mrs wears it while I'm going at her from behind.

 

So as I said, it's not excluded, it's optional

You know no one who's graduated from Cambridge, so that's hardly a piece of useful anecdotal evidence.

Quickly get on your Saints account and back yourself up, you sad act.

 

Brilliant goal from Ozil.

 

You are quite the Arsenal fan these days, Ak