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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 31, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/graph...ming-sex-act-on-himself-while-flying-6223648/


    A British Airways pilot has been suspended after he was allegedly pictured pleasuring himself in a cockpit 38,000 feet in the air.
    Graphic images emerged that allegedly showed Colin Glover performing the sex act on himself while wearing stockings, with his feet positioned on the controls.
    In a second picture a man was seen naked in the plane toilets and another image showed a porn magazine in the cockpit.


    Not so much "We'll take more care of you" more like "Cum fly with me"

    Anyone else had a swift one off the wrist at 30,000 feet? (I mean in the air, not knocking one out in Clarks)
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Cell phones didn't work above 10 000 feet making the phone calls on September 11th impossible .
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Very interesting but have you ever had a wa*k in the toilets? The pilot on the BA flight certainly knew how to put the cock in cock pit. Guffaw.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah shagged an air stewardess. Does that count?
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    No. This is strictly a "did you have a wa*k on a plane" thread, none of your sordid shenanigans please.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Since 911 cockpits are reinforced and can only be opened from the inside .
    I do not believe this conspiracy theory peddled by the Metro .
     
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    I had a poo on a train once .
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm guessing the planes were below 10,000 feet at some stage of the flight.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    source?
     
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    When they took off they would have been below 10,000 feet and when they were brought down by Al Queer terrorists they would have been below 10,000 feet too. No conspiracy there, just simple aeronautics.
     
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    not strictly true imho
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Aye, therein lies the rub.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    This mobiles don't work by 10000 feet stuff is a load of baloney. In Diehard 2 the reporter guy uses his mobile to make his report to his TV channel whilst they were circling the airport at 30000 feet.

    And that was in the 90s ffs

    Myth debunked right there i think we can all agree on that.

    Yer welcome.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    Yippee Kayay indeed.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have received a text in a plane before and I was a lot higher than 10,000 feet. It is bollocks made up by the phone companies because they would lose money from not charging the correct tariff
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    Plus Mobile signals can disrupt the electronics on a plane <ok>
     
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    <rofl>

    Aye, I mean who wants to take the word of actual Scientists who have jobs.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Don't forget that they magically switch off life support machines in hospitals too(if you are in the hospital not from a plane)
     
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