What are you doing?

nice, where bouts ya usually head to? been a while for me tbh done it to death in my 20s and kinda got **** after gelders went, i last went about 4 years ago and for me its a shell of what it used to be.

 

You've really built it up for him nicely! Bet he can't wait to go, now.

 

im certain hes been before

 

He probably can't remember it, though!

 

Yeah, the Grasshopper on Oudebrugsteeg is a great place, just down from Central station, it's the 'gateway' to the red light district. They used to have one of the best menus in Amsterdam, but I think the area has been 'cleaned up' a bit now. If you do go to the Grasshopper, go downstairs down some steep steps and into a haze of blue ganja smoke, you'll know you're in the right place then

Greenhouse centrum on Voorburgwal is one of the best in Amsterdam, not the cheapest but it's where the locals go to get their weed, so that speaks volumes. Basically anywhere in the red light district will have good cafes, albeit with tourist prices. There's loads to explore and it's a great friendly vibe. It can be a bit confusing trying to orientate yourself though as Amsterdam is built in a spiderweb type layout, so you can end up going round in circles, crossing the same bridges and ending up where you started. Especially after a smoke !

Try and get out to the Vondelpark too, it's only a short hop on the tram. It's a great park and there's often live music on the outdoor stage.

You'll have a blast fella

 

grasshoppers expensive as ****,

greenhouse is one the best places still there tbh had some excellent nights there speaking to people from all over the world stoned as ****.

area 51 if still there used to have some epic strains and house bud

out of the 12 or so times ive been i used to stay at the same place cos the guy in there is cool as **** "if youre gonna shmoke in the room boysh put a wet sock on the shmoke alarm ok guysh" its bang across the road from grasshopper, another plus is its cheapish and its just to the right of this place

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Try all over in general but I end up in the Grey Area.

Where you go Sucky?

Edit just read the above post.

Cheers for giving me your spots lads.

I'll be having a few in honour of the Not606 crew.

 

are you popping your cherry?

 

Can't mate...going with Booty call #5.

 

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this pic is round the corner from grasshopper (that shop behind him on the right sells sex toys if i remember rightly) grasshoppers about 30yrds to the right of baba in that pic

anyway if you find BABA do a 180 and theres a tiny little place i forget the name of but its a corner door cafe.

ok so im no google maps

 

Can she hack a full day sesh on a cold october in dam though?

if she cant, when she kips, you know what to do

 

Indeed, I've already thought this through.

 

Or do what Jim Jefferies did when he was there

 

Whats #5's moral compass like?

Would she be down for a bit of GonG action?

if you aint known her long definately take her into that sex toy shop, let her know what time it is

 

Any special reason?

 

turn up ya hearing aid he said he was getting stoned & going with a girl who may or may not shag a brass with him.

 

That bit came later - Which he may or may not do.

Anyway, if he's been reduced to #5, he's clearly desperate!...

 

on the contrary my #10 is better than my #1 thats why shes #10 but even my way makes him half desperate

 

Once you get to number three, you're starting to struggle!..

 

Don't need her for it....ill just go for a walk....known her too fackin long.