He realised that he'd have to pledge to be loyal to the monarch and nobody would believe him.
Orf with his head!
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Orf with his head!
Agreed, and I believe the following week, another contestant had a chronic knee issue and was told she had to perform in the dance-off. She was eliminated and then promptly lifted her dress to reveal the knee strap and support she was forced to wear.
Aligning himself with Gavin Barwell, currently being investigated for his electoral expenses, probably didn't help...
September 2016
The Advertising Standards Agency investigate Hello Games due to their claiming that No Man's Sky contained numerous things that simply were not there prior to the game's release
October 2016
Sky Sports spend weeks promising a scintillating match between Man Utd and Liverpool that will be the best game of the decade, so maybe it;s worth having a word with the ASA...
The Advertising Standards Agency investigate Hello Games due to their claiming that No Man's Sky contained numerous things that simply were not there prior to the game's release
October 2016
Sky Sports spend weeks promising a scintillating match between Man Utd and Liverpool that will be the best game of the decade, so maybe it;s worth having a word with the ASA...
Don't you like cats then Smithy? I always thought that they preferred clean litter.
I was looking through my programmes of the late 60's/70's the other day and my mind went back........I can remember (can you?) those Chelsea fans wandering about causing trouble with their "bovver boots"!
Can you imagine......a lot of them will be grandfathers today.
Scary isn't it?
Can you imagine......a lot of them will be grandfathers today.
Scary isn't it?
A few years ago there was a pub around here you wouldn't dare walk past on a summer's day, as a group of aged Headhunters would be sat outside.
...and I avoided making a joke about how the Chelsea hooligans of the late 80s are probably grandfathers by now!
Harry runs over his wife!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-37716100
I hope she is OK. But wasn't Harry on the BT panel for our match on Tuesday?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-37716100
I hope she is OK. But wasn't Harry on the BT panel for our match on Tuesday?
Darren Bent would have missed Sandra.
Congratulations to Josh Onomah for making us all feel about 103 years old...
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I believe it was a Road Triffic Accident.
I know I shouldn't laugh about this unfortunate accident, but I couldn't help grinning when I read an eye witness saying "Sandra was lying in agony on the pavement and Harry was on his phone". 
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You'd hope that he was calling an ambulance, but he probably sold the story to the papers!I know I shouldn't laugh about this unfortunate accident, but I couldn't help grinning when I read an eye witness saying "Sandra was lying in agony on the pavement and Harry was on his phone".
Bloody hell OS If I had made that joke you would have come down on me like a ton of bricks.
It's quite frightening actually when you consider what might have happened
Anton Yelchin, Star Trek's Chekov, killed by his own car
Anton Yelchin, who was best known for playing Chekov in the new Star Trek films, has been killed by his own car at his home in Los Angeles, police say.
It struck him after rolling backwards down the steep drive at his Studio City home, pinning him against a brick postbox pillar and a security fence.
He died shortly after 01:00 (08:00 GMT) on Sunday.
JJ Abrams, who directed Yelchin in the first two Star Trek films, paid tribute on Twitter saying he was "brilliant".
"You were kind. You were funny as hell, and supremely talented. And you weren't here nearly long enough. Missing you," he wrote.
Yelchin played Pavel Chekov, the role originally made famous by Walter Koenig, in the rebooted Star Trek films released in 2009 and 2013.
He reprised the role in a third film, Star Trek Beyond, which is due for release next month.
It's quite frightening actually when you consider what might have happened
Anton Yelchin, Star Trek's Chekov, killed by his own car
- 20 June 2016
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Anton Yelchin, who was best known for playing Chekov in the new Star Trek films, has been killed by his own car at his home in Los Angeles, police say.
It struck him after rolling backwards down the steep drive at his Studio City home, pinning him against a brick postbox pillar and a security fence.
He died shortly after 01:00 (08:00 GMT) on Sunday.
JJ Abrams, who directed Yelchin in the first two Star Trek films, paid tribute on Twitter saying he was "brilliant".
"You were kind. You were funny as hell, and supremely talented. And you weren't here nearly long enough. Missing you," he wrote.
Yelchin played Pavel Chekov, the role originally made famous by Walter Koenig, in the rebooted Star Trek films released in 2009 and 2013.
He reprised the role in a third film, Star Trek Beyond, which is due for release next month.
I know I shouldn't laugh about this unfortunate accident, but I couldn't help grinning when I read an eye witness saying "Sandra was lying in agony on the pavement and Harry was on his phone".
She knew the deal. Go outside without wearing a shirt and tie, get run over.
His Jeep was one of the models recalled by the maker because of "unintended rolling", too.
His parents have sued, but the company aren't admitting fault.
I'm amazed the car didn't bounce right off her given the amount of plastic and silicon in her body.