No I mean 'Mary's Chip Shop' - not sure the name of the chip shop but I know Mary and I know she works there. Fact.
I always go to Mikes, on Queensway. Yet to try the deep fried Mars Bar though.
No I mean 'Mary's Chip Shop' - not sure the name of the chip shop but I know Mary and I know she works there. Fact.
I always go to Mikes, on Queensway. Yet to try the deep fried Mars Bar though.

No I mean 'Mary's Chip Shop' - not sure the name of the chip shop but I know Mary and I know she works there. Fact.
and how many times have you won it?
OUCH!!!!!!!1![]()
It's considered to be extremely bad form to ouch! your own comments. Indeed, the comment that you made, being predictable and clichéd, simply was not deserving of an ouch!
You're new here, young man, so you can be forgiven for this embarrassing faux pas on this occasion, but please be more mindful, in the future.
Thank you.
OUCH!!!!!!!!1
Sorry old bean, UTD are top draw for TV demand, Spuds are bottom 6
Does anyone really care about United v 'Pool any more?
Two washed-up middle-of-the-table sides hoof-balling it out to a pointless result?
I'm hoping it ends in a lacklustre draw, so that we can go three points ahead of 'Pool.
Apart from that... meh.

Is it ****!
Only the 700 million that its viewed by in 212 different countries, but yeah bar that not many interested no![]()

Only the 700 million that its viewed by in 212 different countries, but yeah bar that not many interested no![]()
Only the 700 million that its viewed by in 212 different countries, but yeah bar that not many interested no![]()
700 million plastics do not count, I'm afraid.
Plastics? Plastic bottles?
HIAG's floundering because you given him some facts. His crap wums fall apart at the seams when people use reality.

I was with you until I read the last statement.It's a very bad idea, I agree.
It's been quite bad tempered off the pitch in recent years, too.
Lots of dodgy crap in the buildup and animosity about who'll finish higher in mid-table.
One odd win against Pep's team (who will do well to get top 4) doesn't mean nothing.

Hm. Not so much, these days.
Almost every pub around my way is showing all of the Spurs games, with only the odd United, 'Pool, Chelsea and Arsenal game thrown in. It looks like it's Spurs, with our flamboyant football, that has captured the Nation's imagination.
United, in particular, these days, are dull as ditch water.
You [HASHTAG]#bottling[/HASHTAG] mug Basingstoke is a Chelsea stronghold and any Spuds would get lynched asking to watch that **** in Hampshire.