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  1. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    A good solid back hand will sort that out <ok>
     
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  2. Stan

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    When I got proper flu our second kid was 6 days old. I didn't get much sympathy or attention from Mrs Stan.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Too late, she's gone to work.

    The **** <grr>
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Don't take that ****. When she is on the rag and a tad unreasonable then blames her hormones just say "any excuse". Watch that bitch twist and fold and spontaneously combust.

    Then you just go somwhere and have a little blaze or in your case a few pulls on your gayper.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Anyway its Friday....its God day.

    Need to wash my balls, fresh garms, tsss tsss for afternoon.

    After prayers, get my eigth off Mo, no doubt he will be at Mosque too.
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Selfish women. She forgotten when she wanted your dick to have that kid. Once kid here....boom who the **** are you Stanley!

    A wise man once said "pffft, I'll just hook up with one of my booty calls"
     
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  7. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Well tell Sucky to take better care of you and you wont have another row with Sucky again<whistle>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Yes officially it's a year but only on officialdom, a one month curtailment has been asked by the prime minister on entertainment i.e. Music in bars and restaurants.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Suppose there's nothing wrong with Commachio popping over and giving you a few private shows in his dress.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Cheer up Lemsip ... proper footie back tomorrow <hug>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She had 'The Op' so doesn't go on the rag anymore.....
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <doh> Monday you mean?
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    lolz
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    So you live with post-op Sucky...No wonder Sucky blows hot and cold..:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Now look what you made me do
     
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  16. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Always someone else's fault!
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    Lol feel free to blame it on me <ok>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... not blaming it on you sunshine ...
     
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  19. Sharpe*

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    Is it 5 o'clock yet?

    I've already done all my personal invoices and holiday plans at work <ok>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    .. blame it on the moonlight then ..
     
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