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Highlanders vs goonies, vs the kurgan, bad bill and ted and the secret agendas within

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Oct 6, 2016.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Valley is at the gym!
     
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    swantastic Well-Known Member

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    is that a double entendra ? ;)
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's logic?
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Call it what it is.

    It's a sheep he calls Jim.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Did you get that Captain? ^^

    The choice was C
     
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  6. Beardsley's Stylist

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    With my teeth it's a bit hazardous for the recipient
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    For clarity that's C for:

    ****ing Nev is top of my ****ing kill list next game.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    One person's pain....
     
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    Indiana and shorty can see victory in sight

    But then

    Sea monster still starving arrives and first sucks out their brains before consuming the entire boat they were aboard

    Option a or b would have seen them one battle away from success

    Indy was valley

    Shorty was nev


    Seamonster and tobes have a chance to win the game


    They were awaiting jones and shorty armed with many many guns but now they need not use them

    The sea monster grunts out both nev and valleys remains and he and tobes get the loot.

    They embrace as the sense victory


    But wait
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That's the last time I use Albert logic!!! <grr>
     
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    I didn't want the treasure. I wanted to eat tobes
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Please say my
    Sword wins it for the baddies?
     
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    One eyed Willys final surprise

    As they start up the gateway back home a clock counter starts ticking

    Oh **** says the sea monster

    Tobes and Beardsley

    You find a bomb

    You have 10 minutes to cut either the blue wire or the yellow wire


    Times ticking
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Lols... well done sea monster.

    If nev had been a team player id have killed tobes btw. I yhink the sea monster woyld then eat me but who knows.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hahjahahahahajajaha
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Oh **** - hurry up, I want my dinner!!!!
     
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    Sea monster deserves to win.
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I was a team player - for MY team - team Indy :D
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    #teamseamonster
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Selfish ****. :)
     
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