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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprbeth, Dec 13, 2015.

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  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WHAT DOES THE STROLLER SAY THEN HES BEEN VERY QUIET ON THIS THREAD
     
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  2. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    NEVER GOT MY EMAIL/smoke signal WHEN I WROTE TO COLIN....He didn't contact me first
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    OH QPRBETH
    YOU ARE MY EVERY BREATH
    WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO MARRY ME
    MY MRS SUSAN BOYLE HAS GIVEN ME 9 MONTHS TO SEE
    IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO DATE
    THE TROUBLE IS IM SO UGLY I CANT EVEN FIND A MATE
     
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  4. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    You certainly sell yourself well.... Ted...
     
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  5. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    Silly old man
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    THANKYOU EVERYBODY WHO GOT SUCKED INTO THIS RIDICULOUS POST
    ONLY KIWI REALISED THAT I HAVENT GIVEN UP THE GHOST
    POOR BOBMID HAD A HEART ATTACK
    STROLLER POSTED FROM WORK AND GET THE SACK
    BUT THE GHOST OF FACTOMONDO STRUCK AGAIN AND I FEEL ROTTEN
    HE MAY BE GONE BUT HES NEVER FORGOTTEN
    we are currently top of our division as posters so congrats to all who got involved
    apologies to all who got sucked in
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    wee bump 4 this one lads pmsl
     
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  8. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Ted's been cruelly overlooked by the Nobel committee this time around,
    Surely only a matter of time before they hand a gong to the bard of the stormtroopers
     
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  9. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Dear PP we are up to Teds Threads 3 ( aka The saga of the QPR Massive)...
    So you didn't need to bump this thread up...when I have time I will merge the threads for neatness...DONE
     
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  10. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    What a waste of the internet!!
     
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  11. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    Can you merge TeD for neatness as well?
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well
    I LOVE YOU FACTO
    LA LA LA LA LA LA
    I LOVE YOU FACTO
    LA LA LA LA LA LA
    HE BROUGHT ME TO THIS WONDERFULL SITE
    AND BEAUTIFULL BETH
    she has put a spell on me i need somesome to download that song
     
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  13. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    weve lost neil you are our last chance,please come and save our club
     
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  14. Hoop-Leif

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    sweet jesus
     
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  15. Turkish" Premier" Hoops

    Turkish" Premier" Hoops Well-Known Member

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    Mad I tell you, the Man is absolutely raving mad,he needs help or a bloody delorean with a flux capacitor and a doc called Brown to help him get back to the future ( or as we call it " TODAY " ), stop living in the past, back JFH and get with the modern programme FF's.
     
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    Come and save us from Ted.
     
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    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    He needs saving from him self, a period of being locked in isolation is called for
     
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  18. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Not saving Ellers ...more tidying up...

    .but this be his place...where he can live in the past, happily with all his "massive", his facto and his version of Fantasy Island with his own Susan Boyle
     
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  19. durbar2003

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    He needs someone to squeez his Boyle.
     
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  20. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    YOU ARE A COMPLETE XXXT
    XXXK OFF BACK TO WHERE EVER YOU COME FROM

    THAT PERFORMANCE SHOWS YOU ARE A NO NOTHING XXXT
    BRING IN OLLIE NOW OR OUR WHOLE SEASON IS OVER THERE WERE MORE DUTCH GERMAN AND SCANDANAVIAN FANS THAN ENGLISH AT THAT GAME WE HAVE LOST OUR WHOLE FAN BASE WE ARE GOING INTO MELTDOWN

    ONLY KIWIQPR CAN SAVE US
     
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