please log in to view this image "What the hell is the use of this without cream and sugar for fecks sake !"
I've been looking for these fields forever, and now this strawberry will take forever . . . . maybe I should just eat Beatles
please log in to view this image Look, you little feckers, mention orange sauce one more time, and I'll give you all a right hander !
please log in to view this image Yep, I told your father to "Duck Off" two days ago, and I haven't seen him since.
Swans have long necks Gordon - even you referred to "ugly ducklings" when you posted the picture. They are feckin ducks I tell you
You're only saying that 'cos you are one p.s. They're geese, anyway, but that wouldn't have suited the caption.
Does this mean the Swans under 18 team would be referred to as the geese? I am a self confessed idiot btw, so please do take the p!ss, I am thick skinned as well as being thick I do wright some guff on sports forums, if there are any guff on sports forums editorial jobs going then I am the man Life is so much easier if like me your blessed with the gift of being simple!
please log in to view this image Well kids, when I was younger, I starred in the film 'The Wild Geese', opposite Daffy Duck and Peter Swan. Honest !