Some people will not like this

In all truth I have more in common with Geordies, Scousers, Mancs, Brummies and Londoners than some of the mouthbreathers from Scotland's boondocks.

 

No

They are my second favourites

 

^^^^
Prime example

 

^^^^kids on he has cancer and thinks it is funny

 

You've turned a bit nasty lately m9.

 

I was only fishing for sympathy from complete strangers...

 

No, I see it that I have been too nice for too long. Prick.

 

Fair enough.

40 is only a number btw.

 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Scotland playing their last meaningful game tonight against Slovakia.
Nope the Scottish actually hope their own team lose tonight so they can have more time to bitterly hate England.
Jiffy loves Scotland so much he visits during Ramadan for a weekend city break.

 

Scotland is a bitter backwater where the populace decry their English neighbours for being arrogant yet most of these Yes type Jocks are even more arrogant than the Nige.

Scotland was the Afghanistan of the world before the Nigels took pity on us and channelled our aggression into building an Empire. We should be eternally grateful for their intervention.

gstq 1690 uff

 

I'm thinking of moving back. I hear the hourly wage for driving a forklift is going up

 

Oooooooofft, will Simon get back up from that blow? I hope so, I don't like Nicky.

 

Not in Scotland it isn't.

My names Jiffy I love Scotland sooooo much it's such a great place to live so I move away and live somewhere else and cream my pants because they built a Waitrose and a C&A .
You have been away so long you probably speak pigeon English like the rest of the migrant Bangladeshi workers there.

 

Thar she blows.

Too easy.

 

Do you drive a forklift Si?

 

I love driving fork lifts no other **** admits what they do apart from Fabio the hair stylist.

 

I build sheds with my Albanian workforce.

 

I admit I sell American investment properties with fantastic yields