Couldn't be happier in all truth. Everyone knows the quality of life up here is better, what with all the fresh air and scenery, that's why it's a MacMecca for the retiring Nigels.
England is basically a feral wasteland, a horrible cider-fuelled mash-up of The Omega Man and Mad Max.
Whenever I feel the urge to visit London I either book in to the local mental institution or stick Fallout3 on the computer.
Meh. Here in London we get better weather, more hot foreign women (no for long though ), better football, better transport links and less Scottish people. (popping trap placed) You can keep your Old Firm, toothless women and Somalian life expectancy
Not that the report means Scotland is a good place to live, just that it is clearly superior to Guffshire.
The population of your average, UKIP led council, town in England looks like this now. Sad times indeed. please log in to view this image
I don't give a **** about better Uni places for non-scottish people (we all know that's the case), fresher air or nicer people around me tbh
Moon worshipping and apple scrumping will become more prevalent as the social fabric and what's left of England's pitiful culture declines into an dystopian nightmare.
London is the drain in the middle of the abattoir floor. The bit where all the blood, **** and offal is drawn to and becomes a reeking, visceral amalgam masquerading as a city.
