It's that time of year when Grove Junior needs to look at all the local schools in the area and decide which one to go for. Went to another one last night and had a great time watching the gymnastics display, netball coaching and the trampoline demonstration. The school was full of 6th formers showing people around and I am happy to report that many were dressed like complete whores. I am concerned on one hand that Junior will end up looking like a trollop if she goes there but on the other hand I can't wait to go back for their contemporary dance show. There must be some sort of additive other than fluoride in the water these days, I don't remember that many girls at my school having such massive tay-tays. Yes I went to a school open evening and checked out the tits, would you expect any less of me?
Young declan is going to secondary this summer. On Wednesday they had the open day for the parents but fk me, what I'd really like to open would be some of the teachers DRAWERS. Some absolute CORKERS with amazing TITS and shapely ARSES, girls you'd walk barefoot over a mile of tina's tampons just to see them wipe their arse on a flatscreen TV. My daughter Bernadette is already at the school so been to a few parents nights before but they school must have upped the ANTE over the summer as the CLUNGE level has went NUCLEAR. OPUS DEI
They don't add fluoride to the water in London maybe still in Birmingham. I would Imagine the high levels of estrogen pissed into the system from women on birth control pills may be the reason girls grow breasts seemingly earlier . Mine are from drinking continental lager.
My rather impressive man boobs are the direct result of reading Grove's constant stream of sordid scuzzy nonce threads.
It is both an honour and pleasure to serve. One of the netball coaches was wearing a size too small polo shirt which made her diddies look very pert and every time she raised her hands to catch the ball the polo shirt slid up from her waist to show off her well pronounced, legging encased, cameltoe. I made Grove Junior take three sessions at the netball hoops until she got bored then I made her watch the table tennis display for a while just so I could carry on dribbling at the sight of the netballers. please log in to view this image
