What are you doing?

**** off and shutup!

 

HIAG ****s up 'on purpose' to invite me to call him a ****

That's some serious lack of self esteem mate.

 

Yes Fam

 

She tried to but I told her to Shag a bloke with a car next time.

 

She should have told you to move that raided arse of yours somewhere else!

 

I would've pointed out that my fare costs the same as hers therefore "**** off love"

 

Doesn't matter, there is a reason why it says give up the seats to someone who needs it more, common decency mate. Manners don't cost anything!

If you do the same next time, I will resort to sending HIAG round to you with the Dildo!

 

Lolz shutup Flanders.

 

After he's finished with you?

 

Only in your dreams mate!

 

Look who has put his Doughnuts down for once to tell me to shut up! Morning Homer!

 

Equal rights, they wanted em, they got em.

 

Hm.

So, you have dreams about a man you have never met going at you with a dildo...

Interesting.

 

And you need to learn to read and digest the information!

 

Denial.

Not surprising, I suppose, given this degree of suppressed homo-erotic fantasising.

 

Think he wants my bum Haig.

 

... don't take it so personally ... he wasn't suggesting you would be accompanying HIAG buddy

 

I have little doubt about it, Sucky.

His entire life has been one extended ring-fantasy.

 

I've been wondering mate, is that Glenn Hoddle in your avatar ?

 

I suggest you go and pray for forgiveness...