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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What if they've had the op and look hot and it's only until when you wake up hungover you start questioning yourself? <whistle>
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Post op is different mate, still a tad odd, but not technically gay sex.

    Welcome to Tobes confessional my son.
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

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    Christ, no! That sort of thing has no interest for me!

    However, I do rather sense a lot of denial in what you have said on the subject, Tobes. You're not fooling anyone. I bet you've had dreams about skiing uphill with two lady-boys, one in each hand.

    I'm right, aren't I?
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Given that HIAG only has experience of battery operated sex toys and still doesn't know how they are used, a he/she would be well out of his league
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    Pheew thought I was on my own!!
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Sounds like you're describing a sordid fantasy of your own there HIAB.

    Do you let them **** on your face at the end?
     
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    Tobes, Oct 5, 2016
  7. Hoddle is a god

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    Is that what you want them to do to me, Tobes?
     
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  8. Stan

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    How did this thread turn into that horror scene from The Crying Game? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Not really mate, but I'll nip round and be a Bull for your super model Mrs if you like <ok>
     
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    She's enjoying a bukkake right now.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    You'd never guess that it's the international break <laugh>
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    Hm.

    So, you have fantasies about me being covered in the ejaculate of a Thai lady-boy, whilst you engage in illicit intercourse with my wife...

    Are you sure you're not bi-sexual?
     
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  13. Stan

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    Why, is your wife a man?
     
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    Even by your standards that's weird. Are you nursing a semi revealing all these fantasies of yours to men on the Internet mate?
     
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    This puts a whole new perspective on HIAG taking a pummelling on here . . .
     
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    Thailand's hosting it, apparently.
     
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    I would hunt down the last woman on this earth before I play with cock...post op or whatever... **** this weird conversation.

    No Vaseline required.
     
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    an arse is just an arse tobes, male female - still stinks the same, you never shagged the missus up the wrongun? get involved mate
     
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    WoT or world of tanks started this ****
     
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    You'd think that it was the last woman, anyway... <whistle>
     
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