What are you doing?

Your bragging about a good shag. Even though it gave you AIDS.

 

I'm basing it on my question.

I'd give Poch a 10 year contract tomorrow.

Would you give Wenger one? A contract that is?

 

But I asked would you boys really want to be in his shadows for another 10years if Arsenal did give him a contract?

 

Don't worry about my feelings Flanders.

Answer my question...go on saan.

 

Come on Homer, answer would you really want the 20years of being in the shadow to turn to 30years in the SHADOW?

 

you bottled it. Therein lies your response.

Missed the deadline Flanders. Conversation over.

I'm off to have a Jammy Dodger.

 

You would you fat Spud!

Bottled the response Homer!

 

I know you did mate, it's ok, I'm not surprised.

 

Thats fine i can live with you skirting round the question Homer!

Enjoy the rest of the day and whole load of doughnuts!

 

Wenger or Poch right now is no contest Poch wins hands down.

 

I see what you did there!

 

... at work today ...

Yesterday was only let down by a rather turgid football match

The day started really nicely ... went down to the local, fairly new, Turkish barbers - crafty buggers are open on a Sunday morning and it's getting more and more popular by the week - 5 chairs fully occupied - ... had let the stubble grow for a few days so that I could go and get the combined haircut and wetshave for a very reasonable (in my part of the world) £22 ... they have these steam machines that blow warm moist air on you during the shave ...they also throw in a Turkish coffee, hot towel head massage and arms and shoulder massage ... 40 mins of absolute chill heaven ...

Then it was into the car and up to Leicester to watch a disappointing game it has to be said ... we are still searching for the right formula this season and whilst there is a good cameo here and there we are not clicking as a team ... Vardy in particular looks like he is in need of a complete rest ... can't complain about the Champion's League campaign mind ... we have been way better in that ... take nothing away from Southampton - neat, tidy and carry a goal threat ... they'll upset a few of the leading players this season I'm sure ...

 

I asked you first Flanders your a dodgey Muzzi at the best of times.

 

What did he do?

 

#stealthwum

 

I know you did but i am trying to get an insight into your questioning as to would you really want to be in his shadow for another 10yrs, because going by past experiences one thing is guaranteed is being above spuds!

 

Yep, our spud friend is a bit slow today!

 

No, that's a stealth wum.

 

Double bluff stealth wum

 

You'll get it one day. Moron.