Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

That shopping trolly must have been loaded down with frozen ready meals when HIAG's missus lost control of it.

 

She threw his dildo at him. Missed, hit the family car and destroyed it.

 

The sky telly clappers will never understand mate. Just got my Everton tickets, tight KO on fireworks night but should be able to do both just

 

I'm off to that game and have just realised they've moved the KO time ffs

That's a real ****ter

 

I know Tobes. A pain in the arse for travelling fans. Safe journey mate.

 

How was the cave mate ?

 

Take the fireworks with you for half time

 

He can stick them under Gary Cahill and Eden Hazard.

 

I know, I was being sarcastic. I've seen those in old hippy films etc but never used one tbh.

 

Staff said it was a great gig as after hearing that dirge the patients were queueing up to die.

 

Welcome to the forum. You a new member? Or just been absent for a year or so?

Welcome back (if so) mate

 

Can we start a ****ing 'missing threads' thread please?


Maybe Matthew can start it

 

Chelsea and 'Pool have gone missing...

...in Europe.

 

Scraping the barrel for likes their HIAG

 

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Whats new! They will be going missing after their trip to Russia.

 

What a plum.

 

Just another Wum, mate. And a pretty obvious one too!...

 

You're getting too good you berk

 

Honestly, the thought never crossed my mind.

 

Ironically, my last post got a like. Cheers @Spurlock