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How did u do the proper crab flute the other day?yet another 3 pager
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I'll be sober in the morning but you'll still be a prick,Wilde I think or Churchill?I know what you are but what am I?
Churchill(ish)I'll be sober in the morning but you'll still be a prick,Wilde I think or Churchill?
I like prods who support the scum more than I like prods who marry Fenians![]()
I'll be sober in the morning but you'll still be a prick,Wilde I think or Churchill?
I married one. Didny work out. Probably because she was a fenian (and most likely still is) and nuthin at all to do with me bein a ****.
Yeh, bound to have been that...Churchill. Some wummin said he was drunk. "Madam, in the morning I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly" - or summat like that.
A warmongering bastard but witty. Hitler could have learned a thing or two from him.
Yeh, bound to have been that...
Twas his own wife

It definitely wasn't his wife. Archers is talking utter pish.
It was a woman MP at a party I thinkIt definitely wasn't his wife. Archers is talking utter pish.
It was a woman MP at a party I think
It was a woman MP at a party I think

I read the book of all his famous quotes and one liners and depending on who you listen to it is either the first woman MP or some left wing bint of an MPThat's who I thought it was. First female MP.
(or something like that)Bessie BraddockI read the book of all his famous quotes and one liners and depending on who you listen to it is either the first woman MP or some left wing bint of an MP
It definitely wasn't his wife. Archers is talking utter pish.