Why Does She Live Here?

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Proof if needed that our convenience provision in this country is woeful. If there were free toilets in the area that could have been used instead of a war memorial this sort of situation wouldn't have occurred. And if she'd not been pished ootay her napper.

I blame George Osborne and his vindictive austerity measures. Bring back public toilets, and don't charge 30p to take a pish either.
 

If I could I would, i'm dying to share the details because it was fascinating and If no one knew who I was I may have been tempted, but I'm afraid everyone and his mother knows who I am so therefore I'm taking no chances, all it needs is a link on this site and Google might find it. Genuinely wanted to discuss it but I really can't.
 
If I could I would, i'm dying to share the details because it was fascinating and If no one knew who I was I may have been tempted, but I'm afraid everyone and his mother knows who I am so therefore I'm taking no chances, all it needs is a link on this site and Google might find it. Genuinely wanted to discuss it but I really can't.

Okay well I'll just buy the digger then. It'll be in there.