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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Aug 1, 2016.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's what I'm doing. It comes with all the original DLC included on the disc
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You wanna lick some coke off my bellend?
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    On my phone ****s confusing.

    ****ing drought down here. #****ed
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
  4. Spurlock

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    wanted to read your autobiography <doh>
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2016
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Course you do!
     
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    Highburyal, Sep 20, 2016
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  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    It's an easy mistake to make, my friend.

    Book vs Bell-end.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    As it goes, I'm putting a book together.

    That's actually serious. I'm writing about my rise from the pits of hell.

    Early days but I have a basic outline sorted
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Best euphemism I've ever read on here ....
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    No Concrete Jungles full of Asian and/or black bruddas round your ends?
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2016
  10. Hoddle is a god

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    It might be simpler to write about the rise of your bell-end from your shorts, to be fair, mate.

    Mind you, that's more of a short-story, I suppose.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Nah bredda I'm in old folk country land.

    Sorted by tonight. No doubt. People checking all ends
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Come on, Sky, Liverpool surely isn't that bad!...:smile:
     
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  13. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Doubt anyone's could be as short as yours though! lolz
     
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    Highburyal, Sep 20, 2016
  14. Skylarker

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    If you don't work for Penguin then gtfo please!
     
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  15. Hoddle is a god

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    Talk about standing on the shoulders of giants!

    I make a superbly witty joke, and you crawl out from under your rock with this kind of bell-ended comment!

    You're always doing this, HB! Why?
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I was removed when I was a kid. Certainly not by choice.

    I'm not joking. I'm so proud of where I'm at these days. 25 years of my life were a massive cluster **** that went across 3 continents!

    Fun at times tho
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Yes I said you can't you read or are so rattled you can't concentrate.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 20, 2016
  18. Hoddle is a god

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    What! I'm being serious, mate.

    You could end up being short-listed for the Bell-end Prize.
     
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    HIAG can't handle me, even a bit of light foreplay has him calling the old bill.

    I'd say a Dildo is more level, but we all know that even they are out of his league.
     
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  20. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Don't describe yourself that way HIAG....
     
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    Highburyal, Sep 20, 2016
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