Off Topic I Have Nothing For Sale!

Dam .... I was going to make an improved offer of, not just squat but diddly squat!

 

I wasn't even faster

 

Better load up on sweet fcuk all to get thru the week.

 

i'll have 4, ta

 

I just had an empty truck arrive.
Anybody interested in it's contents?

 

Not this time mate.
This is top quality nothing and commands a premium price

 

you drive a hard bargain so i'll double my offer 00

 

Sold

 

Although a purchase price of now't sounds reasonable, if it's not too late can I just borrow it instead of actually buying it

 

**** off cheapskate bastard, it's mine.

Just starting the friendly, clever, banter ahead of Wednesday match

 

There's now't like 'friendly banter' and that was . . . . and I'm not a cheapskate bastard 'cos when I offered to borrow the valueless cargo I would have insisted on an option to buy when I'd finished/had enough of it/warn it out. So my offer was better than yours, wasn't it, you cockney twat

 

Only until thursday, you know

 

Let me tell you about cockneys you Geordie twat, they come from within the sound of bow bells, so West Ham and Leyton orient only, I'm liking this dirty talk, only til Thursday though mate

 

Don't call me mate, you southern softy type



until thursday, of course

 

That would require another thread, this one being the online nothing to sell marketplace.
Besides, loaning out nothing wouldn't help fill my bank account with zeroes so I'll kindly decline your offer