I'm loving how Bambi is expending so much time setting down in words the proof that he isn't in awe of my superbly crafted wums.
... it was an attempt at a sincere apology for you ..looks like it has failed ... but as a consumate wordsmith, it really didn't take any time ... and I'd go out on a limb to say that the only person that might ever have been in awe of you ... is you
. ... I've ripped you so many new holes on here that I'm surprised the Pope hasn't canonized you with Mother Teresa ... but then, Saint Dildo of Blaggins is probably pushing the boundaries just a tad too far 

ah bless - Ladbrokes are considering implementing a similar get out clause for welching punters, I understand. Despite his total humiliation HIAG pledges (scratch that - not worth the paper and ink) to carry on wumming, albeit with little originality or indeed credibility now that he has shown himself to be a man of little honour and smaller balls.