Textbook mate. 2 sprays to chest, bare skin before top goes on.
It lasts far longer that way and the scent reacts with your skin and radiates.
This is not my most manly of posts, I'll admit...
Off Topic Favourite Aftershave
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Textbook mate. 2 sprays to chest, bare skin before top goes on.
It lasts far longer that way and the scent reacts with your skin and radiates.
This is not my most manly of posts, I'll admit...
What a bunch of nancy boys 
any one worth his salt knows if you put aftershave on it kills the head on yer beer
Edit : I know someone who put some on his love spuds in case he got really close to a young lady - he only did it once mind
any one worth his salt knows if you put aftershave on it kills the head on yer beerEdit : I know someone who put some on his love spuds in case he got really close to a young lady - he only did it once mind
What a bunch of nancy boys
Edit : I know someone who put some on his love spuds in case he got really close to a young lady - he only did it once mind
It was you wasn't it...
Quick squirt on your chest.
Aftershave doesn't really push a woman's buttons until it's mixes with your pheromones. Unless you sweat out your cheeks it's a waste of of time putting it on your face. Sound disgusting but you need sweat to activate the stuff. Women are led by their nose.
I've got a beard too and i have 4 bottles. Got to please me lady.
Quick squirt on your chest.
Aftershave doesn't really push a woman's buttons until it's mixes with your pheromones. Unless you sweat out your cheeks it's a waste of of time putting it on your face. Sound disgusting but you need sweat to activate the stuff. Women are led by their nose.
I've got a beard too and i have 4 bottles. Got to please me lady.
The face is porous as **** as well and pushes the moisture away, then it mixes with all the **** hitting your face from the atmosphere and ****s up your skin and smells completely different anyway.
There isn't a jot of logic putting strong alcohol on your visage like.
I've seen worse haha.
I don't know why people splash it on their face after a shave, it's literally the last thing I want on there. Maybe it cauterises your shaving cuts or something, feels like it.
What a bunch of nancy boys
Edit : I know someone who put some on his love spuds in case he got really close to a young lady - he only did it once mind
It's the nice smelling nancy boys who know the science to help them pull Nancy and her mates.(Is there women called Nancy left?
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Well, if you're getting shaving cuts in this day and age you need to go back to elementary man skills school don't you?
It's almost impossible to cut yourself with good products and razors, if your using Wilko own brand disposables you probably deserve half your face peeled off!
I think the name Nancy went out with "Oliver"It's the nice smelling nancy boys who know the science to help them pull Nancy and her mates.(Is there women called Nancy left?
Countless times a convo with a fair lady has started at a bar as she's said 'you smell lush'.
I've broken, she's attracted already by the smell, straight in.
Nee. ****ing. About.
I've broken, she's attracted already by the smell, straight in.
Nee. ****ing. About.
Exactly. Faces captures dirt and spit it out as grease. Not the place to put it.
It's interesting on the pheromone thing. how dozens of man could all wear the same fragrance and every one will smell slightly different because we create your own unique signature smell. Spot the woman who's being drawn to your smell and half the job is done.
Aye,
Gucci doesn't like me, it smells of pure alcohol on me, pisses me clean off.
All of the Hugo are a dream, they are my faves, I rotate them but been on the minutes a while, you'll note the monster sized bottle, 250ml, could have bought a Ford Fiesta for the money, haha.
Aye the bird in it was called Nancy if I remember correctlyWas that a Dickens reference?
All this greasy face pheromone stuff is deep ****, I put it on my face, I never have greasy skin either... Put on and go out. I don't do science with these things.
I have a Balenciaga one that might as well be called fanny Hoover pour Homme, I swear my mates mum wanted me to pork her on her kitchen table, when I had that on once... I would have as well. She kept smelling it but she was getting right in my neck for a sniff, I bet she banged one up her later thinking about me.
I have a Balenciaga one that might as well be called fanny Hoover pour Homme, I swear my mates mum wanted me to pork her on her kitchen table, when I had that on once... I would have as well. She kept smelling it but she was getting right in my neck for a sniff, I bet she banged one up her later thinking about me.