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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Playa.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Killing time till four.

    Then it's buy some ale for later, take my eldest to tennis, sit on the balcony and have a pint. Might even have a pack of pork scratchings.

    Golf tomorrow (**** you Mackem) followed by Manc derby and then an afternoon of garden graft.

    Got a ****ing conference call in half an hour though.
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

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    Is that a spit-roasting?

    John Terry will be round in a flash!
     
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  4. Hoddle is a god

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    Mine's due a good smashing this weekend. I've been away in Bristol all week.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    /\/\/\/\

    This won't happen.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Will you dry them with streaky or best back rashers?
     
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    I've just left the gaff of some bird I've been knocking off. A right dirty mare.

    Her old man has been working away in Bristol.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Quite correct, I ran over a young lady at a bus stop but I got off as she said it was her fault as she'd been run over before.
     
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  9. Hoddle is a god

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    In your dreams!

    She's been spoilt by me. It was her who nicknamed me Shergar.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You'd be surprised what these 'green folk' are into.
     
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    Is she hoping you'll disappear?
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    Again, I'm impressed with your speed, Stan.
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    Mind you, that's what your missus always says, too.
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

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    My last comment was so funny that the forum decided to post it twice.
    <ok>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It ****ing will....I'm off round there later.
     
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  16. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    When you said you are in to property field did you mean you work as labourer? They tend to be away from home a lot one place to another....I ran a few projects for office refits you are the kind of guys we needed, plus they tend to be on a break constantly like you :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Spurlock?

    Doesn't surprise me tbh.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Did you say something? Can't see you, your on ignore.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Not sure if that was an attempt at humour or just plain stupid on your part Danish.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Who said that?
     
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