Off Topic The Bumper Dumper Thread

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The oldies are the best.
I used to ride one just like this down the hill.
Things were built to last back then.

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Not quite sure about that ........
My Tonka stickers came off after the dog peed on it.
The plastic wheel didn't grip the road,
There was no 12 month 'Road Side Assist'.
It lacked a decent stereo player and the closet things to airbags were old female pilots!
 
Not quite sure about that ........
My Tonka stickers came off after the dog peed on it.
The plastic wheel didn't grip the road,
There was no 12 month 'Road Side Assist'.
It lacked a decent stereo player and the closet things to airbags were old female pilots!
Stickers schmickers.
I couldn't kill my Tonka truck for **** when I was a kid.
 
Stickers schmickers.
I couldn't kill my Tonka truck for **** when I was a kid.

You were very lucky my friend.
When l was a child,
My parents were so poor ............ chorus ( how poor were they? )
They / we were so poor ..............
That if l didn't wake up with an erection each morning,
I'd have nothing to play with for the rest of the day!
Sheer blloody luxury l say!