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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    "doc, tell me, do you think orr's crazy'

    D: "yep, for sure, he's as crazy as a coot"

    "Why don't you ground him then"

    D: nope, can't do that"

    "Why not"

    D: "he has to ask me first"

    "Why doesn't he ask you"

    D: "well, because he's crazy! And what's more, if he does ask me that means he can't be considered crazy and has to keep on flying!"

    "Wow That's some catch, that Catch 22"

    D: "sure is, the best!" <laugh>

    It was based on actual military law, that stated that a concern for one's own safety had to be the product of a rational mind!
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yep, the classic catch 22.

    Not dissimilar to the Witch hunts. They used to drown the women they suspected were Witches, those that didn't drown were obviously using Magic and were therefore Witches, so they burned them at the stake.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    This is a 'what are you doing' thread.

    Not another cock measuring contest.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 8, 2016
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What is Spurs mascot?

    A massive cock. Like club. Like fans.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Every week thousands of people turn up to football grounds with cocks on their heads, they call them Spurs fans.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Been for a run. Had a little snooze afterwards.
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    The mere mention of cocks and you come running.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Just eaten a scotch egg, it wasn't very nice.

    I'm now going to continue reading my book.
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He'll have a go at anything when he's lashed -which is regularly - and he does live in Thailand - nuff said.
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Here we seem to have a sad case of penis envy!...
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As opposed to limping eh. Spudcock.
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    If you want to know how big my cock is, simply ask my avatar.
    <ok>
     
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  13. Stan

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    Looks like about 2cm.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Shall i send it by a bottle?
     
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    Commachio, Sep 8, 2016
  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    That's pretty quick for you, Stan.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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  18. Stan

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    That's why they call me Lightning and not Lightening.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Fossy studied cock at university.
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Perhaps you were pasty-faced as well as slow at school, Stan.

    Don't shoot the messenger, mate.
     
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