... i never sought fame and mod status ... I was headhunted ... recommended to Mick (site owner) by posters from opposing team boards no less to help strike a balance with the "young guns" that we had as mods who were causing some friction on those opposing boards ... Reluctantly at first I took on the role but, as is my nature, soon embraced the challenges involved and brought peace, serenity, harmony and sherry trifle to the warring boards... Whilst I, myself, am very modest, others have remarked on the correlation between my taking on the role and Leicester City's meteoric rise to English Premier League Champions (for those still with their heads jammed up their Big 4 arses - or otherwise alien to that titular concept @Skylarker ) ... I remain a humble servant of the New (King) Power and whilst flattered by the attention (and the nomination by my No1 Fan, BFF, BiTcH, @Skylarker , don't think I could stretch myself to the additional responsibility of administering the Darby & Joan brigade on this board ... FF
Does anybody remember that old poster from BBC606 who used to pretend he was running a high class restaurant, which was frequented by celebrities ? He'd get into a spat, then do one, claiming Cilla Black and Ken Dodd had just walked into his restaurant Only HIAG managed to out-bullshit him, but it was a crackng effort.
Oi! Play fair! I didn't say I liked them...! Bollocks! Luvvy can't see my reply! Now the daft bastard is going to try to set me up with his sister!
True, but it wouldn't have worked if I'd been truthful would it. Anyway, good luck with his sister. Take wet wipes.
Don't give me that. If it had been you it would have been some z-list extra from Corrie in a Kebab shop
It wasn't me. I do remember him vaguely though. It's hard remembering every twat on the internet. I'm still laughing about Fossy being a mod
Other than making up a fake trip to Vegas, it was one of the best excuses I'd heard for going awol when he'd been rinsed
. ... not entirely surprising that the concept of a signature is a little alien please log in to view this image to you tbf .... ... I guess your's range from please log in to view this image ... to please log in to view this image dependent on whether it's a formal occasion or not
London's Smallest Penis or whatever his name is used to start loads of threads on the PL board. He would have been a good shout but he's been very quiet since September 2015.
Here's the thing Hawking ... it's not my real signature or name ... Oh no .. please no ... I get it now .... you're from Liverpool ... your actual name is Barry Skylarker isn't it? ...
