Watching Cliftonville train here having a smoke at half time.
Cos it's the smoking areaWhy are ya watching them train?
Cos it's the smoking area
We'll be jammy ****s if we get a draw,went for pints at 6,caught first half in the Yellow House and home by 9,sweating here.Update required @Mick O'Toon
I was in the Cliftonville Club sligo man.Of your house???
Ireland getting a lesson in fusbal here now.
Watching the ****ing Ireland match.Doing wut?

There's been a few candidates lately trying to nick my crown!
Mick O'Toon being challenged for the coveted Forum Simpleton title.
Watching the ****ing Ireland match.
No telly at home???
Aye but his boy was watching it and told mad Ciaran to get tae ****.
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